so i've been tagged. i can't imagine who's idea it was 
so here it goes.
1. i grew up in LA ... that's Lower Alabama to those who don't speak Southerner.
2. i'm a big tomboy. i grew up hunting, fishing, hanging with the boys.
3. i was 4 when i first met my step-father's cousin, who's about 6'9". he picked me up, held me eye level, and told me he was going to bite my face off. i told him "i'll bite your face off back" (that just shows you i was a hardass from early on
)
4. since i grew up with boys, i love boy toys like four wheelers and dirt bikes. (the dirt bikes didn't come along until about a year ago, but i took to them like a whore to fellatio)
5. i played sports from the age of 4 until the age of 16, mostly softball. i went to the National Softball Tournament twice, placing both times.
6. i'm extremely competitive ... and even more so when i know i have a chance at winning.
7. i have an older brother who used to beat the shit out of me ... until i learned to punch him in the balls.
8. so far, i've met Meadowlark Lemon (points to those who know of him), Gallagher, and Toby Keith.
9. i upstaged Gallagher. he didn't like it all that much.
10. i have serious trust issues. most people will trust someone until given a reason not to .... i'm the opposite.
11. my trust issues stem from my horrible history with boyfriends and friends. while i'm over the actual events, i will never forget each instance in which my trust proved unfounded.
12. i spent 5 years avoiding serious relationships.
13. #12 was broken about two months ago. it took all of three weeks for me to fall in love and he's more than i thought i'd ever find in a man. [edit] but to be completely honest, there are times in which i still question things about him and certain actions. hopefully this will go away.
14. #13 fills my "gushy" quota for this year. i borrow a line from "Empire Records" a lot ... "let's save the Hallmark moment, kay?"
15. the whole "panda" thing is not just a sick obsession with me. it's actually a family nickname i got when i was around two because i had (and still have) a stuffed panda that i carried with me everywhere. since my name is Miranda, the nickname started with "Miranda Panda" then went to "Randa Panda" ... and now it's just "Panda." i'm 25 years old, and i'm still called that.
16. i play the sarcastic hardass all the time ... but there are rare occasions when i'm actually very gentle and sincere. it's usually when there's only one other person around, so it's their story against mine.
17. i speak two languages fluently, English and Spanish.
18. i have yet to leave the U.S.
19. i get teased a lot about SG. my friends tell me i'm addicted to porn and my boyfriend tells me i'm addicted to ... porn. it's mostly in fun, though, but i adamantly explain that it's more than just beautiful women on here and that what i'm drawn to most is the people (my friends) and the connection we have. if that still makes me an internet dork, then so be it
20. i love humor. any kind of humor. i believe it's one of the most important things in life. i love making people laugh. one of the things i tell my friends most often is that if i don't give you shit and crack jokes with you ... i don't consider you a friend.
okay, now you can all wake up from the coma-like sleep i've induced with my facts.
i'm going to have to find months worth of funny now since this is probably the largest amount of personal information i've put on here ever.
the three people on my list of tags are:
The_LL
quasi_sean
rabidus
it was a tough choice ... there were several others i wanted to tag ... but i have a feeling they'll get theirs eventually
so here it goes.
1. i grew up in LA ... that's Lower Alabama to those who don't speak Southerner.
2. i'm a big tomboy. i grew up hunting, fishing, hanging with the boys.
3. i was 4 when i first met my step-father's cousin, who's about 6'9". he picked me up, held me eye level, and told me he was going to bite my face off. i told him "i'll bite your face off back" (that just shows you i was a hardass from early on
)
4. since i grew up with boys, i love boy toys like four wheelers and dirt bikes. (the dirt bikes didn't come along until about a year ago, but i took to them like a whore to fellatio)
5. i played sports from the age of 4 until the age of 16, mostly softball. i went to the National Softball Tournament twice, placing both times.
6. i'm extremely competitive ... and even more so when i know i have a chance at winning.
7. i have an older brother who used to beat the shit out of me ... until i learned to punch him in the balls.
8. so far, i've met Meadowlark Lemon (points to those who know of him), Gallagher, and Toby Keith.
9. i upstaged Gallagher. he didn't like it all that much.
10. i have serious trust issues. most people will trust someone until given a reason not to .... i'm the opposite.
11. my trust issues stem from my horrible history with boyfriends and friends. while i'm over the actual events, i will never forget each instance in which my trust proved unfounded.
12. i spent 5 years avoiding serious relationships.
13. #12 was broken about two months ago. it took all of three weeks for me to fall in love and he's more than i thought i'd ever find in a man. [edit] but to be completely honest, there are times in which i still question things about him and certain actions. hopefully this will go away.
14. #13 fills my "gushy" quota for this year. i borrow a line from "Empire Records" a lot ... "let's save the Hallmark moment, kay?"
15. the whole "panda" thing is not just a sick obsession with me. it's actually a family nickname i got when i was around two because i had (and still have) a stuffed panda that i carried with me everywhere. since my name is Miranda, the nickname started with "Miranda Panda" then went to "Randa Panda" ... and now it's just "Panda." i'm 25 years old, and i'm still called that.
16. i play the sarcastic hardass all the time ... but there are rare occasions when i'm actually very gentle and sincere. it's usually when there's only one other person around, so it's their story against mine.
17. i speak two languages fluently, English and Spanish.
18. i have yet to leave the U.S.
19. i get teased a lot about SG. my friends tell me i'm addicted to porn and my boyfriend tells me i'm addicted to ... porn. it's mostly in fun, though, but i adamantly explain that it's more than just beautiful women on here and that what i'm drawn to most is the people (my friends) and the connection we have. if that still makes me an internet dork, then so be it
20. i love humor. any kind of humor. i believe it's one of the most important things in life. i love making people laugh. one of the things i tell my friends most often is that if i don't give you shit and crack jokes with you ... i don't consider you a friend.
okay, now you can all wake up from the coma-like sleep i've induced with my facts.
i'm going to have to find months worth of funny now since this is probably the largest amount of personal information i've put on here ever.
the three people on my list of tags are:
The_LL
quasi_sean
rabidus
it was a tough choice ... there were several others i wanted to tag ... but i have a feeling they'll get theirs eventually
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I know I'm a jackass.