it's been a long time since i've posted something offensive. 
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS AFRICAN AMERICANS AND HISPANICS KNOW, BUT CAUCASIANS WILL NOT ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller or a pacifier.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS CAUCASIANS AND HISPANICS KNOW, BUT AFRICAN AMERICANS WILL NOT ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Work breaks are supposed to be only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor does not know everything
10 THINGS WHITE AND AFRICAN AMERICANS KNOW BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WILL NOT ADMIT:
1. Chicken is not red meat.
2. "Jump out and run" is not on any insurance policy.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass whooped (or theirs).
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS AFRICAN AMERICANS AND HISPANICS KNOW, BUT CAUCASIANS WILL NOT ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller or a pacifier.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS CAUCASIANS AND HISPANICS KNOW, BUT AFRICAN AMERICANS WILL NOT ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Work breaks are supposed to be only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor does not know everything
10 THINGS WHITE AND AFRICAN AMERICANS KNOW BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WILL NOT ADMIT:
1. Chicken is not red meat.
2. "Jump out and run" is not on any insurance policy.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass whooped (or theirs).
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It wasn't my idea...thats all I'm saying.
to tag YOU was once the idea was given to me to tag someone.