New FDA Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you...
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you...
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rockstarinc:
ll_bean_j:
I don't know, but it's getting awful expensive 
fuck.
i forgot that beating the shit out of things results in you feeling the next day like you were the recipient of said beating.
i forgot that beating the shit out of things results in you feeling the next day like you were the recipient of said beating.
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capt_sparrow:
yeah i searched every where for a Handsome And distinguished people but i cant find one. So i tried creating my one and if its approved Ill give u control of the group since it was ur idea 
dixiehelle:
haha.... you kicked your own ass
at least you know you got a good workout!!
i was once soar the next day after bowling.... now that's sad!!
at least you know you got a good workout!!
i was once soar the next day after bowling.... now that's sad!!
banging the shit out of things with a hammer is very cathartic
that and cutting things
that and cutting things
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oipthestampede:
Hate me hard and fast and dirty.
sexycorpse:
nice to see you are stil around.
uh oh ...
the cage is open
the cage is open
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ridetimeless:
Oh yeah... remembered the thread, but forgot his name! ooops nice comments heh?
allyn:
Hello Bear! How are you? 
i'm really sorry ya'll.
but i have to stay away for a little while.
i've got to do some serious work on myself.
but i have to stay away for a little while.
i've got to do some serious work on myself.
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sexycorpse:
Good luck
take care and see you around soon hun!
take care and see you around soon hun!
jumpstreet:
. . . and you'd know how?
A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend on the street and says, "Wow, I was having sex with another woman and I totally thought about you."
She says, "Omigosh, is it because you miss me?"
He says, "No, because it made me not want to come too quickly!"
Hehehehehehehe.
A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend on the street and says, "Wow, I was having sex with another woman and I totally thought about you."
She says, "Omigosh, is it because you miss me?"
He says, "No, because it made me not want to come too quickly!"
Hehehehehehehe.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely...
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I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely...
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sevenmag:
You promise we can cuddle afterwards?.....I really dont have a prob whippin it out, but I dont have a camera,.....but back to that cuddle....ahh nevermind.
emily_m:
I remember when I first heard this joke a while back, I died laughing and could not get over it.
((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))
***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy ... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do....
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***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy ... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do....
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sevenmag:
Hello Hello?
sevenmag:
It goes good, how bout you?
and just for the record she did request to see the weiner, Im pretty sure nobody ACTUALLY thought I would whip it out, but I was a leetle drunky.
and just for the record she did request to see the weiner, Im pretty sure nobody ACTUALLY thought I would whip it out, but I was a leetle drunky.
ugh. i. am. sick.
i fucking hate being sick.
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a...
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i fucking hate being sick.
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a...
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sevenmag:
I shall make you some soup, and some softcore bunny porn.You'll be better in no time.
B.
B.
sevenmag:
Why yes, yes I am.
(actually Im a giant ass, its just hard to be mean to you)
(actually Im a giant ass, its just hard to be mean to you)
me = drunk again.
i know trying to drink away your problems doesn't work, but it's the only thing i have right now.
i know trying to drink away your problems doesn't work, but it's the only thing i have right now.
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sevenmag:
I really like the pics(really,really) Im gonna go find a bunny suit and send you some hawt bunny suit pics.
but only if you're good
but only if you're good
sevenmag:
thats what I was really hoping for(the not good part) 
getting plastered + waking up still plastered + arriving at work plastered =
fish.
fish.
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emily_m:
Oh my! You sound like my friend Melissa from this past weekend.
oipthestampede:
you know what else is fish? yeah, i thought so.
[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 11:40PM]
[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 11:40PM]
ugh.
i feel like someone's pulled out my entrails and is playing jump rope with them.
i feel like someone's pulled out my entrails and is playing jump rope with them.
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phineas:
i'd play jump rope with your insides any day
teenagesuperstar:
i hate that feeling. Hope you feel better soon, and your troubles are solved the way you want them to.
my Momma totally fucking rules.
i'm still on my break from SG, but i just wanted everyone one to know how fucking awesome she is.
i'm still on my break from SG, but i just wanted everyone one to know how fucking awesome she is.
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allyn:
Yep. Generally speaking, mom's do rule.... 
daghost:
My Momma is Kooler, Yes she is. She is cause I said SO!
I put you on my scorecard as undecided. So far I have 2 for cut it off.
Thanks, I now blush. You are cute too.
I thought you were hiding from SG for awhile! and how goes it with your guy-friend? I hope it has worked itself out.
I put you on my scorecard as undecided. So far I have 2 for cut it off.
Thanks, I now blush. You are cute too.
I thought you were hiding from SG for awhile! and how goes it with your guy-friend? I hope it has worked itself out.