pandakrs

i was talking to my friend kris this evening and the subject of girl requirements came up. this got me thinking about my basic lowest denominator requirements that let me proceed with certain courting rituals aka dating. now i'm not talking about your big requirements like 'that girl has to be smart' or she's gotta have goals or her boobs have to be big or fine ass legs. those requirements can probably be comprimised with some other aspect of their persona. i'm talking about the small stuff the deal breakers the red flags that show you signs things might not work out. see my requirements are as followed. 1) the girl has to either watch/ love/quote seinfeld or simpsons. ideally both but one will suffice 2) she has to have watched dumb and dumber. she could dislike or like it but she has to have at least watched it. 3) the girl has to be open to having a slice of pie at any point during the day. aka there's absolutely no reason 'outside of diabetes' should anyone say no to sharing a slice of pie.
see so simple... of course i've got other requirements i'm known to be pretty fucking picky bastard but three up there are like the constitution. amendments have to be made by a majority vote in order for those three to compromised. i don't think they're outta line/ unreasonable. see i think it just show's how important i think comedy is in my life. sadly but i know i'm not the only one, i've lived my life in relation to simpsons, seinfeld, and dumb and dumber. i don't think there's one day where i don't references at least one of them and i guess its just nice if i find someone out there who can catch those references and find joy in them and maybe if i'm lucky enough bounce another one back at me