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I think we're gonna keep her.




I am EXHAUSTED. But my little Livvi monster makes it all worth it.

Poop stories-
Last week she went two days without pooping. Then she took this massive rank dump. Jonny was in the bedroom with me. I went and opened her diaper and he started heaving and puked. Then the next day I went to go change her diaper after I thought she was done pooping and poop shot out of her butt and almost got on me.

You should hear her fart too. Sometimes I'm shocked at how loud and grown up they are. And nobody warned me that baby farts are the grossest smelling thing ever.