soooooo yeah, this might possible be the longest blog I've ever written in the history of blogging!!!

So today ViolentlikeJ and I were going on a mission to take me to Santa Rosa. Well we google mapped the destination. 99 miles, not that far right? like two hours......so we start driving, and we realized we were making FANTASTIC TIME!! and we get past Oakland. and we apprently missed the exit *the road wasnt posted ANYWHERE* so we say fuck it and keep on driving figuring that an exit would pop up....well an hour later we realized we were royally fucked in the ass by the cock of the one and only god, and he didnt even have the heart to spit on his fucking dick before he shoved it right up our asses. so here we are driving , smoking ciggies and having a laugh at how fucked we are. well violentlikeJ had to take a fierce dump so we pull off the side of the road in BFE and he SHITS right there. yes thats right folks road worriers we are!!! fucking hardcore motherfucking shti right there and then we keep driving and trying to figure out how to get to SR from Napa....yes guys Napa we fucked it up that bad......and we hit the fucking mountains the same mountains that all the zodiak killings happened in........yeah real nice to know right?? I was creeped beyond any comprehension oh man we were fucked......so we keep driving and we get to a gas station FINALLY and fucking put all our change and shit together and we got 5 bucks worth of gas....didnt last long before the gas light was on AGAIN.....so we pull off in the cut and just chill for a minute and this COP starts spotlighting us...well we were both happy for the first time to see an officer of the law. figuring maybe he would point us in the right direction......and he tried by then we were in WINTERS....all the way by fucking SACRAMENTO!!!! yeah hell fucking far from the original destination..........so we say fuck it and start driving trying to get to where the fuck we were trying to get to.......and the gas light is still rockin....so we stop off the highway and go to a few gas stations hoping an attendant will hook us up with some free gas, well we found one and he gave us 5 bucks worth.........we were just north of fremont.....yeah still pretty out there so we say fuck it and get the gas and start heading back to San Jose.......didn't think we were gonna make it, but we did.....fuck epic failz.....fucking epic

needless to say ViolentlikeJ and I got close and fucking realized that it was great that we both could laugh about the whole damn thing the way we did....thats a cool motherfucker right there yall fucking hella wicked cool.