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Friday Jan 21, 2005

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my friend (always searching for random Panda stuff for me) told me this joke today..its cute so I thought I'd share wink

So this Panda walks into a bar...
chats up the bartender and asks what the daily special accompanying his fave pint should be.

Anyway he orders his food and when it comes he eats it and drinks his pint..yummmm........

he then takes out a shotgun, fires three rounds into the bartender and takes off through the swinging doors.

whats the moral of the story?

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a Panda always eats shoots and leaves smile
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well I'm not one for eating from trees but I'd have at least given the bartender a lil satisfaction before blowing off his head..hehehehe

that is all for today, yes I know, I'm boring wink
another all nighter ahead of me now, ciao ciao!





frenchy:
Cute (both the joke and the commentsmile) So you like men with shaved heads?
Jan 21, 2005

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