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Got the car, 97 dodge stratus, so besides the bit of work it needs to be road worthy, all I need is a siren!
Went to a wedding today, it was nice, in a nice church, kinda cool that the priest looked like Moby. I cried a bit, during the wedding march. The reception was pretty ok, I was the only one around my age,...
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brds8myface:
roofies are the only way a crazed mothball woman gets any action, just don't tell the housemate, she might realize what i have been doing to her in her sleep and leave!!
Weddings are fun, they make me cynical so it is better for me not to go..I always try to seduce the bride or groom!
Did you see goblin gave me a new spider...all is right.
Funny you mention the pocket rocket..the batteries died yesterday..errr
Well, then I am off to study some more, leave me messages of encouragement and light at the end of the tunnel, promises of food and hot tub fixing. biggrin
brds8myface:
oh and on a side note, this second place makes first loser stuff, well that is going to be great for the morale of your students! tongue
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I'm getting a car-----cha!

I'm Getting a car------cha!

I'm getting a car----cha!

Do Be Doobey Doot Doot,

CAR---cha!

Yes after a few years of not really dating and working only one job due to a failed relationship with a Toyota, I'm back!
As you can plainly see, I'm a fine motherfucker that gets all the ladies, but "Where can I meet you and please give...
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roxymoron:
wink Thought you would like that!
brds8myface:
too much math...stop it save it for the kids.
You must now drive to my rescue, I was shopping for mothballs today. Thinking too of just letting my natural curls take over, figured it would complete the look of the role I am destined to play. eeek
Yes, ASL has been good to me, the teacher was a cow, but it is amazing how much I have picked up and how fun and almost natural it seems. I enjoy too the history behind it. I am huge history nerd, guess that adds to the above mentioned future.
I will have one play day this weekend and I plan to exploit the hell out of it. The relief lies in the fact that in exactly one week I will be a free monkey for a whole month..but then, I have to start my honors program in social work and an internship at the DA's office..tired Tia surely to be the result. What then is on tap for you this weekend???
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I just balled my eyes out, I know this is going to sound stupid, but I went to PBS' web site and was looking through their various pages. When I saw the Mr Rogers Neighborhood page I began looking it over. It was kinda funny to see all the educational videos and fun facts about him. All the puppets were there, the fish, his sweaters,...
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eddie:
yeah.. my childhood was definitely involving his show.
brds8myface:
see i read this, and fondly reflect on Mr. Rodgers and your tender sensitivity and I almost forget what you have done to my heart and my life. Maybe I can come be with you and the spider? Maybe you both will have me, and I am not begging, i don't beg, this is not a plea, but please don't take all that love away from me love
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I had the best Journal entry ever, it was a musical montage about my week, I was finished and clicked save and thanks to Charter, my connection froze.

This is the greatest and best journal in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my computer Konkie2000 here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome info-super highway.
All of a sudden, there shined a...
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brds8myface:
loved the song! Now you and I have unfinished business! You are evil and care not for me! How could you take her? what is it you have and I do not? Speaking of having and not having, she should not have balls anyway, it is not what i signed up for. No she gets nothing back from me. I keep the dvds! I will watch them and sob.
And don't think that you will hide from me. I will find you both and preform the coup d' etat on both your asses for slighting me. I am an Italian redhead, and if that means nothing to you, then let me inform you this much, you should have never crossed me!
So, you liked the pics? How is the week treating you? I had to read a 365pg book last night and write ten pages on the state of post soviet russia. I am done now and will go touch up the paint kiss
geishaemily:
Wow, I think I shall read that entry again to get the full affect.....
P.S. Love the bra... where ever did you get it? wink
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Sometimes when I'm bored I masterbate, but that's beside the point. What I really want to say is that when I'm bored I like to make up stupid sorts of nonsensicle stories, so here goes.

"The Lost 18 and a Half Minutes"

"I like to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a, I like to sing-a, of a sky of blue and...
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prettyinsanity:
Hehe I don't think I'm allowed a name that long biggrin thanks for the comment kiss
brds8myface:
i have no patience for reading/watching DIY, I am the queen of trial and error and ocd. So begins the week before finals week and with it begins complete stress and mental breakdown. Mitchell's is a nice steakhouse here in town
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I worked open to close today, while that is only from 7:30 to 6:30, when you work with a crazy bitch it sometimes seems alot longer. (I know I'm going to take hell for this one, but what the fuck?) I hate working with women, they are catty, back-stabbing, pushy, moody, stubborn and over-emotional, not all women mind you, just all of them. I love...
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roxymoron:
Yep! I used to send him sg photos via email when he was at work too! See...I dont mind him looking...he just cant actually BE with anyone else!
marloski:
your monkey's a whore! wink


I must agree....women are bitches 'specially to work with! I'd much rather work with men!


have a good weekend!


ps...you can have curious george back. he didn't satisfy me! wink
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I had a suck ass day, and when I do, I usually become a better listener (mostly because I don't want to talk) so by all means, tell me about your day....
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eddie:
I don't know if you can scan them... I asked my dentist to email me them because they use a digital xray machine.

It isn't that I take bad care for my teeth though.. some people naturally have some predisposition to having teeth problems.
eddie:
What's that from?
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Ok, this is a really tense time for me. In my heart I hold a Molotov Cocktail of emotions right now that has been building, in time, to an explosive creshendo and I fear where it may lead. I need a voice and an ear, this journal shall serve to carry my heartsong along the backs of the breezes with hopes of warm reception, whether...
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brds8myface:
you have Hal on your friends list, that gets me way excited. You too are a december baby so you know what you are in for..thanks for the compliment..I always wanted to "be ok" tongue
roxymoron:
Don't like the Gilmore Girls????? But I do..see post above again. So there...you can love me for my looks .... and my mind! Tickle my brain and you can have my body. kiss
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I have never been so hurt and ashamed, today I got harassed by some "Suicide Girls", I think they're some kid of gang. They got my number from an "Internet"? They would not leave me alone, I pleaded and begged, but the harrangue persisted. All sorts of innapropriate questions about my past and current relationships. They even threatened me by saying that they were going...
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merrow:
Actually, the song most commonly trapped in my head in the mornings (and therefore being sampled several times during my morning shower sing-a-thon) is Ludacris's "Move Bitch."

("Get out da way, get out da way, bitch...Get out da way...")

We opera singers are pure class.

Now, back to the overzealous love of goats...
brds8myface:
i love your profile smile
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Went to the beach today it was kinda cool out but jest warm enough. We covered a sleeping man in fritos and watched him freak out when he was marrauded by gulls. We confused the heck out of said gulls by attaching a bit of string to a chicken bone and laughter ensued as they tried to take off with it. I also wanted to...
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pananarama:
ps. I sumo wrastled on the beach too, it was aweaome we had a crowd and everything.
sarcasticmenace:
Who the fuck are you? confused
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It has been an awesome summer, while we have had our usual 380 degree days with a thousand percent humidity, they have been few and far between, all the while maintaining a streak of gorgeous weekends and that's all that really matters anyway. It's so funny how weather can really affect people, in regards to the bank where I work most all of our customers...
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eddie:
Your comment in the Mars news tread...

This one:

pananarama said:

Let's think about this for a moment shall we, You're a Dubmanigan, working on your frmlick plantation and arguing with your pleedna about the state of Gluuuu politics, it is a cold spell, no sun for the next two preaks so you are preparing the Nret, and in a moments break you notice a small streak across the sky, getting larger. It grows in moments larger and louder suddenly the skies open up with a blast of fire revealing a red white and blue striped object screaming towards the ground. You run as fast as you can to your hundi, to tell your brix and plax and allert the Priogats. You plead with them, whatever is happening, is happening now!
The ground rumbles as it lands amidst the beeela, destroying them. It is immense, like a giant bru landed in your beeela. You reach for your minc, and assure your Priu that it'll be ok, "Where are those Priogats?" you keep saying to yourself, "and what the hell is this?". Surely they will know, how would something like this have escaped thier knowledge?
Vix pass as the object spits out fsssa and grrrllls and brrrs, your Priu is afraid they want to leave, but where do you go? Just then the aaak bursts open as Priogats pour in with minc drawn. Your fear forces you to the ground as you try to explain, and in due time you are able to assure them of you intentions. Questions abound about the object, where it came from, how did it land, What did it do? As you and Priu relive it over and over, the object begins to open, revealling immense beings, this thing, was some kind of hundi? The Priogats are thrown into a flurry of activity, calling others and readying their mincs for the defense...
Just think about it, wouldn't you be scared if someone landed in your beeela?



Made me so happy! It is so excellent!
WOW! (you are GREAT! at... EVERYTHING!)

eddie:
it is a regected set.