So I was researching Halloween costumes because I am a Halloween fanatic, and tHIS pops up on my screen:
Boycott Girl Scout Cookies
The leaders of the Girl Scouts of America, are actively supporting and teaching homosexuality. One third of all paid professionals in the Girl Scouts are openly lesbian, thus biased in the new indoctrination of unsuspecting young girls. 20 years ago, Girl Scouts learned about how to sew and cook, today they learn how to successfully hold a feminist rally and have sex with women. Girl Scouts adhere to the "Live and let live" policy, in which "morals" seem to be lacking. Read the "Girls Task Force - Sexuality for girls ages 0-18. (You must have Acrobat Reader)
Here, homosexuality is promoted, embraced and encouraged. We feel that the only way to bring the Girl Scouts back to the Moral Girls Club that it should be, to "BOYCOTT Girl Scout Cookies". Many would think that we are being harsh to the girls, this is not the case. You must remember, your "cookie dollars" are promoting a deviant and dangerous lifestyle. Your "cookie dollars" are teaching your daughters to experiment with homosexuality. Your "cookie dollars" are raping your daughters. Stop the calculated rape and brainwashing of our daughters!
WTF??!
People can't possibly be serious. Waking up to bullshit like that makes me ill.
If I end up being a girl scout for halloween I'll have to put a bisexual patch on my sash!
My den mother taught ME how to eat snatch! YAY!

Boycott Girl Scout Cookies
The leaders of the Girl Scouts of America, are actively supporting and teaching homosexuality. One third of all paid professionals in the Girl Scouts are openly lesbian, thus biased in the new indoctrination of unsuspecting young girls. 20 years ago, Girl Scouts learned about how to sew and cook, today they learn how to successfully hold a feminist rally and have sex with women. Girl Scouts adhere to the "Live and let live" policy, in which "morals" seem to be lacking. Read the "Girls Task Force - Sexuality for girls ages 0-18. (You must have Acrobat Reader)
Here, homosexuality is promoted, embraced and encouraged. We feel that the only way to bring the Girl Scouts back to the Moral Girls Club that it should be, to "BOYCOTT Girl Scout Cookies". Many would think that we are being harsh to the girls, this is not the case. You must remember, your "cookie dollars" are promoting a deviant and dangerous lifestyle. Your "cookie dollars" are teaching your daughters to experiment with homosexuality. Your "cookie dollars" are raping your daughters. Stop the calculated rape and brainwashing of our daughters!
WTF??!
People can't possibly be serious. Waking up to bullshit like that makes me ill.
If I end up being a girl scout for halloween I'll have to put a bisexual patch on my sash!


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meow:
I can't wait for Halloween! I need to hurry up and buy my outfit....but alas, I am a broke bitch.

happylittlebitch:
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