An open rant to local Chipotle pseudo-consumers:
Dayton area's Chipotles put coupons for free burritos in two week's ago's Sunday newspaper. Tens of thousands of free burritos.The coupons are good til March 8th. So we've been just off the hook for awhile. The busiest we've ever been but most of it is just GIVEN away. What is getting under my skin is that people who would never and will never again come into our store because it's too expensive acting so damn entitled! I mean as if they are coupons to treat people like shit for free. Makes me want to slap em when they say some snotty mess like "Shouln't you give us MORE cheese and sour cream? or You don't give us enough meat, I have to pay EXTRA for extra meat?!"ugh! fools! You aren't paying ANYTHING FFS! Is the 1.95 too much for the extra chicken it takes to really turn that burrito into a heart attack waiting to happen? How often have you ever seen any other restaurant just GIVE away their entrees for free for three weeks? And you bitches want to act all greedy! I mean damn.Yes you can get all the fatty cheese and sour cream you want and it won't cost you anything But meat?! Really?! Chipotle wants you to come in and taste the food, understand that it's better than anywhere else and come back. That's the whole reason for this. That people don't get it blows me away. It isn't a plea for people to come in, act as if they own the place, complain about everything and treat the crew like garbage. It's not a bunch of undereducated illiterate dumbasses you are getting your food from. We are all sacrificing our time and the company is sacrificing alot of money to make sure you get a positive experience. Most folks LOVE Chipotle. The fact that you don't usually come in because you are intiidated or any other reason doesn't give you the right to come in when it's free to act afool.When you want to get your NON_money's worth and overstuff the hell outta that burrito with every ingredient we have times three, you aren't thinking about the fact that we still have to roll up that burrito. Gof forbid it doesn't roll up perfectly neatly because it has so much sour cream you can drink it! We do the best we can, but damn, have some fucking sense about it !If we have trouble fitting all your shit in a tortilla maybe it's time to rethink your caloric intake! We serve the best quality, hormone free, free range, best-fed, all natural, locally grown food we can get, but that does not translate into low-fat or low calorie. When you do this you are essentially cramming three times the calories you should have in a wjhole day right down your gullet! Yet you'll still mumble and bitch that we are trying to be chintzy on our portions. Get the fuck over yourself. WE love our work and we love our customers, but damn you guys can make it tough.
Dayton area's Chipotles put coupons for free burritos in two week's ago's Sunday newspaper. Tens of thousands of free burritos.The coupons are good til March 8th. So we've been just off the hook for awhile. The busiest we've ever been but most of it is just GIVEN away. What is getting under my skin is that people who would never and will never again come into our store because it's too expensive acting so damn entitled! I mean as if they are coupons to treat people like shit for free. Makes me want to slap em when they say some snotty mess like "Shouln't you give us MORE cheese and sour cream? or You don't give us enough meat, I have to pay EXTRA for extra meat?!"ugh! fools! You aren't paying ANYTHING FFS! Is the 1.95 too much for the extra chicken it takes to really turn that burrito into a heart attack waiting to happen? How often have you ever seen any other restaurant just GIVE away their entrees for free for three weeks? And you bitches want to act all greedy! I mean damn.Yes you can get all the fatty cheese and sour cream you want and it won't cost you anything But meat?! Really?! Chipotle wants you to come in and taste the food, understand that it's better than anywhere else and come back. That's the whole reason for this. That people don't get it blows me away. It isn't a plea for people to come in, act as if they own the place, complain about everything and treat the crew like garbage. It's not a bunch of undereducated illiterate dumbasses you are getting your food from. We are all sacrificing our time and the company is sacrificing alot of money to make sure you get a positive experience. Most folks LOVE Chipotle. The fact that you don't usually come in because you are intiidated or any other reason doesn't give you the right to come in when it's free to act afool.When you want to get your NON_money's worth and overstuff the hell outta that burrito with every ingredient we have times three, you aren't thinking about the fact that we still have to roll up that burrito. Gof forbid it doesn't roll up perfectly neatly because it has so much sour cream you can drink it! We do the best we can, but damn, have some fucking sense about it !If we have trouble fitting all your shit in a tortilla maybe it's time to rethink your caloric intake! We serve the best quality, hormone free, free range, best-fed, all natural, locally grown food we can get, but that does not translate into low-fat or low calorie. When you do this you are essentially cramming three times the calories you should have in a wjhole day right down your gullet! Yet you'll still mumble and bitch that we are trying to be chintzy on our portions. Get the fuck over yourself. WE love our work and we love our customers, but damn you guys can make it tough.
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