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Thursday Jan 25, 2007

Jan 25, 2007
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So chalk one up to the worst dates of all time list. Went out with a guy tonight. Or kinda went out. He picked me up and we drove to a local restaurant where we never left the car.And I don't even mean that in the fun way. He talked incessantly and I couldn't get a word in edge-wise. Finally told me how broke he was and how he couldn't really pay to take me out so we should go back to his place. The big incentive to go to his place? He wanted to lick my feet, yep, my feet y'all. He was driving around drinking Natty Light then told me that he hoped we didn't get stopped cuz his tags were expired.Oh yes, it does get better! he tried to lick my face off when he finally dropped me at home.


Tell me about your worst dates.
edited to say: You guys here are the most wonderful and supportive people in the whole wide world! I love you!
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
bondgurl:
OH my God too funny! What a tard.
My bad dates would take like 5 hours to type but believe me you are not alone! surreal
Jan 28, 2007
hecklongtree:
I took a girl to a comedy club, where the comics performing included Jay Leno and Bill Maher. I was having a great time. In thought she was too. What does she do? She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and never comes back.
Jan 28, 2007

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