pammy

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Pammy Whammy
I can see your future, go ahead and call for the ambulance now.

Bio:No one quite knows where Pammy came from, but several strange theories exist. Some say that as a child she was kidnapped by carnies from a country fair, raised as their own, and taught their eccentric ways. Other legends hold that she fell off the wagon of her gypsy caravan as they made their way through town. Her ability to cast spells such as the "Whammy", also known as the "evil eye," and her talent for seeing into the future are as much a mystery as her appearance on the local derby scene. Eyewitnesses speak of a strange trance overcoming the founders of the GCRG while in Pammy's presence, possibly creating an inability to say no to the captivating Ms Whammy. While the long-term effects of her infamous "Whammy Kiss" are yet to be known, it is said that one day she will snap her fingers and all who have received the kiss will disappear. Until then, pray she doesn't turn her evil eye on you.