So this morning it was really nice out, and I saw a few girls wearing short-shorts already (usually with knee-high boots, frequently of the Ugg variety), and I had to repress the urge to slap their pasty thighs and go "LITTLE EARLY FOR THAT, INNIT HUN?" and wink. I wish I could get away with doing that sort of thing, but I guess I'll have to wait 40 years.
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whatswrong:
where did these uggs come from, Nunavit? are they comfortable? they look like hell....what are they made of? looks like suede? if that's the case, they certainly aren't a winter shoe....yet they look like they're designed for cold weather.......do they come with optional snow shoe straps?
velvet_petal:
I doubt anyone would stop you though. Sure, they might be afraid to walk down your street for fear of running into the wierd thigh slapping girl.....the again some might like it.