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Friday Dec 24, 2004

Dec 24, 2004
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It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasnt. Santa was really
ticked off. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.Mrs. Claus
had burned all the Christmas cookies. The ELVES were whining about not
getting paid for the overtime they had put in making toys, and the
reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. They had
taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a
tree, breaking off one of the runners.Santa was beside himself with
anger. I CANT believe it!! Ive got to deliver millions of presents all
over the world in just a few hours from now and all my reindeer are
drunk, my ELVES are on strike and I dont even have a Christmas Tree!! I
sent that stupid little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isnt
even back yet!! What am I going to do?Just then the little Angel
opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a
Christmas Tree. He says: Yo, Santa, where do you want me to stick the
Christmas Tree this Year???And thus the tradition of Angels perched on
top of Christmas Trees came to be.

Merry Christmas to you all!!!!!!!

- Love The Painted Bat skull
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
thelastbeliever:
Heeeeey beautiful. I came online and was just taking some new pics of me to send you and then you logged off... frown

Bah, no new pics for you then. tongue
Dec 25, 2004
iris1:
I hope you had a great day yesterday smile
Dec 26, 2004

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