So tonight is hands down the most fun I've had in FOREVER!!!!!! I feel like my old self again. This is all because I bought an electronic debark collar for my dog. No I wasn't mean to my puppy.
I had a bunch of friends over as I was throwing my friend Gwyn a going away party. So the festivities started out with Squishy trying the debark collar on himself. Then my friend Tommy had to try it....then my friend chad. I GOT PICTURES OF THEM ALL SHOCKING THEMSELVES! Hey they may be sterile now because of it....but the pictures were worth it!
Sorry folks for not updating sooner. I didn't mean to neglect you all. All of last week I had a stomach flu that was kicking my ass. Then I had to help the husband before he went out to see. I must admit I'm a little sad about that. He comes home the day after valentines day.
On a brighter note me and my friend Chad helped Squishy get a job at Tower Records. SOOOOO To celebrate we are dying his hair and getting his lips pierced. So now he can look like John Travolta with BLUE HAIR!!!! YAY!!!! Nothing was better than watching him buy a single solitary tub of vaseline with beet red cheeks. It was like watching a thirteen year old get busted for jerking off by his mother! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I suppose it didn't help that I was cackling in the back ground.
Not much else goin on folks...I gotta a lot of work to do before the husband comes home. I'm hoping to fix up the bedroom, arrange a camping trip, AND get his birthday gifts. Not really all that much I guess but I think I still have my work cut out for me.
I hope you guys are having just as much fun as I am!
I had a bunch of friends over as I was throwing my friend Gwyn a going away party. So the festivities started out with Squishy trying the debark collar on himself. Then my friend Tommy had to try it....then my friend chad. I GOT PICTURES OF THEM ALL SHOCKING THEMSELVES! Hey they may be sterile now because of it....but the pictures were worth it!
Sorry folks for not updating sooner. I didn't mean to neglect you all. All of last week I had a stomach flu that was kicking my ass. Then I had to help the husband before he went out to see. I must admit I'm a little sad about that. He comes home the day after valentines day.
On a brighter note me and my friend Chad helped Squishy get a job at Tower Records. SOOOOO To celebrate we are dying his hair and getting his lips pierced. So now he can look like John Travolta with BLUE HAIR!!!! YAY!!!! Nothing was better than watching him buy a single solitary tub of vaseline with beet red cheeks. It was like watching a thirteen year old get busted for jerking off by his mother! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I suppose it didn't help that I was cackling in the back ground.
Not much else goin on folks...I gotta a lot of work to do before the husband comes home. I'm hoping to fix up the bedroom, arrange a camping trip, AND get his birthday gifts. Not really all that much I guess but I think I still have my work cut out for me.
I hope you guys are having just as much fun as I am!
I never got caught in the midst of jerkin off but my spooge rag was mysteriously cleansed once and returned under my bed... hahahaha
That's pretty nasty huh?
I just thought this was a cool wedding pic.