paint4bricks

Today was the first day of a first aid class I have to take to help me get promoted. I was supposed to take it a long time ago, but hey whatever. The very first exercise we did put nasal pharyngeal tube in our partners nose. Its not fun. You never want to have a hose shoved in your nose. I especially don't want one....
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I don't have my beard any more. I looked at my reflection in a window tonight at a waffle house. I miss the beard, made me feel rugged, like a minature lumber jack.

I went to a psychic tonight, I'm not supposed to tell anyone what she told me. But in a nutshell, I have a dark aura, and I need a spiritual cleansing. I'm...
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I am surrounded my republican nutjobs. It would appear that I am outnumbered 60 to1. No, really it is that bad. Some of the ignorant things I've heard today are beyond anything I could have ever comprehended. Basically everyone here seems to believe that America is doomed. Except little ol' me who's biting his every five or so minutes. Which is apparently how often someone...
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About four years ago my dad went insane. Actualy insane, I'm not using that idiomatic expression. He became utterly and irrationally paranoid. This was in the midst of the Kerry vs Bush elections and he was obsessed with the Bohemian Grove/Zionist/Police State conspiracy theory crap. He turn his back emotionaly on me and my brothers. He stopped trusting everything and everyone. And taking into account...
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I've been out of the states for about a little over a year now and it's starting to get to me I think. I suppose some people get home sick, I feel the more accurate term would be civilization sick for me. I feel completely disconnected from the world. And I'm begining to to loose sight of the light at the end of the tunnel,...
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For quite some time now my eyebrows have been plotting to take over my face. I suppose after they accomplish that the next step would be my brains. And like all villians in cheesy b-rated sci-fi stories, they wouldn't stop until the world was crushed to submission under the steel theeth of their combat boots, or I suppose more fittingly the steel teeth of the...
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