Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
When Vin Diesel jumps in a lake he doesnt get wet. The water gets Vin.
Vin Diesel was to be Rambo, but when they told him that he needed a parachute to jump out of the plane, he denied the role.
Vin Diesel commited suicidehe survived.
Vin Diesel is so hot that when he was born the nurse had sex with him immediately. It was the third time he ever had sex.
Vin Diesel has no hair because it is too afraid of him to grow.
Vin Diesel is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel once got a 36 on his ACT. He put Vin Diesel for all the answers.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vin Diesel is on first name basis with Mr T.
Vin Diesel isnt lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactoses shit.
Vin Diesel beat super mario brothers 3 without touching his game controller. He just yelled at the game in between bites of his filet of child and the game beat itself out of fear.
There is no such thing as the apocalypse, just Vin Diesel having a bad day.
Every year on his birthday, Vin Diesel selects one lucky child to throw into the sun.
Vin Diesel wrote the bible and left himself out modestly.
Vin Diesel was born on February 30th.
If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammys. When asked why he doesnt do this Vin replied Because Grammys are for queers. Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Vin Diesel speaks in Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound.
Vin Diesel once smelled what the Rock was cooking.
Vin Diesel didnt star in the Pacifier, the Pacifier starred in Vin Diesel,
Only Vin Diesel can prevent forest fires.
Vin Diesel scares Riddick.
Vin Diesel doesnt spank the monkey, he spanks King Kong.
Its 8:00, Vin knows where your kids are.
Vin Diesel covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The bullet which killed JFK was actually intended for Vin Diesel, but simply ricocheted off his body.
Vin Diesel shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Somewhere along the way of watching the man die in Reno, Vin Diesel got distracted and missed the actual dying part.
OMG will now properly be replaced by OMVD.
AND TO END IT:
I heard that once Chuck Norris tried to round house Vin Diesel. It was the only roundhouse kick in history that went out and never came back.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
When Vin Diesel jumps in a lake he doesnt get wet. The water gets Vin.
Vin Diesel was to be Rambo, but when they told him that he needed a parachute to jump out of the plane, he denied the role.
Vin Diesel commited suicidehe survived.
Vin Diesel is so hot that when he was born the nurse had sex with him immediately. It was the third time he ever had sex.
Vin Diesel has no hair because it is too afraid of him to grow.
Vin Diesel is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel once got a 36 on his ACT. He put Vin Diesel for all the answers.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vin Diesel is on first name basis with Mr T.
Vin Diesel isnt lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactoses shit.
Vin Diesel beat super mario brothers 3 without touching his game controller. He just yelled at the game in between bites of his filet of child and the game beat itself out of fear.
There is no such thing as the apocalypse, just Vin Diesel having a bad day.
Every year on his birthday, Vin Diesel selects one lucky child to throw into the sun.
Vin Diesel wrote the bible and left himself out modestly.
Vin Diesel was born on February 30th.
If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammys. When asked why he doesnt do this Vin replied Because Grammys are for queers. Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Vin Diesel speaks in Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound.
Vin Diesel once smelled what the Rock was cooking.
Vin Diesel didnt star in the Pacifier, the Pacifier starred in Vin Diesel,
Only Vin Diesel can prevent forest fires.
Vin Diesel scares Riddick.
Vin Diesel doesnt spank the monkey, he spanks King Kong.
Its 8:00, Vin knows where your kids are.
Vin Diesel covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The bullet which killed JFK was actually intended for Vin Diesel, but simply ricocheted off his body.
Vin Diesel shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Somewhere along the way of watching the man die in Reno, Vin Diesel got distracted and missed the actual dying part.
OMG will now properly be replaced by OMVD.
AND TO END IT:
I heard that once Chuck Norris tried to round house Vin Diesel. It was the only roundhouse kick in history that went out and never came back.