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i had my golden opportunity with the boy i like last night and instead i drove home and went to sleep. GOD DAMNIT! i mean......... there is no way i would sleep with him yet......... but i definatley wouldnt object to some badass make out time. fml

ooooooh shit yall!! its time to go out and fucking RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a feeling that tomorrow at "Shameful Sunday Lunch" i will have a lot to talk about!

this gives me a raging lady boner!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxNBNU0_Q3Q

i always get teary eyed when john lithgow sets harry free into the forrest in "Harry and the Hendersons". so touching. haha. i love it

in approximately 10 business days i will have my new pair of creepy old man molester glasses!! fuuuuck yes!!! cant wait to go out..... drink all the beers.... and terrify everyone!!

being sick fucking sucks!!! looks like im going to spend my day in bed playing katamari forever untill my thumbs bleed

i am going to spend the rest of my day watching mister show.

bob odenkirk......... be my boyfriend please!!

k.......thanks

went to a party with a cute boy last night.

ended up singing karaoke with a shitload of middle aged asians. obviously i was a fucking rockstar to them. duh.

made out with my date infront of his sister and 16 year old neice because im obviously fucking classy.

woke up with a hangover from hell.

now to take a shower and try to wash...
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date night tonight in dallas!! woot woot!!!!