pacific634

Victims of Marketing...

So I've been Christmas shopping all day (tis the season to go broke) and I stopped in my local Rite Aid before finally heading home. There were these two young guys in the deodorant/antiperspirant aisle. I'm not really paying too much to them as I am scanning the mouthwash section. Within earshot, I hear, (guy #1)"yo, yo, there it is.. this shit is da bomb!" (Guy #2) "Oh yeah? Shit good?". (Guy #1) "Yeah, Yeah, so good. Girls love it!" .. Then and there I hear a loud "psssshhhh" noise and glance up to see them spray themselves like crazy with one of those axe body sprays. Within a matter of seconds a large cloud of nasty ass stench of cheap cologne floods the aisle and consumes everything in its path. I hightail it out of there but just barely. I walked out of the store with the light mist of that shit in my clothes.. Time for another shower

Just cause the commercials shows tons of women clamoring over a guy wearing this shit, doesn't mean the same results will procure in real life.