Argh...
Today I was on a mission to make the world's best cookie and....! Yah, yup, yah... They weren't! They were "ok." I finally got the world's best cookie recipe from my friend Derek's s mom. His mom makes the best cookies I have ever tasted. The attempts today were meh. The batch were brookies (brownie cookies, I turned my cookies to brownies), the 2nd batch Derek and I dropped on the ground, and the rest were meh. By the 4th batch Demeaning Derek and I knew the cookies were doomed from the start and put gummy bears in one of the cookies. The funny part was that the gummy bears exploded in the oven. When they cooled they were gummy bear prints on the cookies, but no bears to be found, gummy ooze was everywhere.
The cookies were made in vain! I cried, laughed, and cried. It was just funny, the processing of making cookies from scratch were just pure insanity. Over all this was pretty much my trail test on the world's best cookie recipe.
The next attempt for the suicide of my sanity will be next Sunday. I hope I will make the world's best cookie and bring peace unto man on earth. Crazy, today was a good day of watching Count of Monte Cristo, sleeping in, spending quality time with my mom, going to work, making ok cookies, and now I'm watching ATHF!!! So have 2 dozen ok cookies and a dozen of brookies to give away! The funny thing was I lost my cooking skills. For two years in a role I made an entire Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner by myself. Im just amazed that I cant bake a simple good cookie?
Today I was on a mission to make the world's best cookie and....! Yah, yup, yah... They weren't! They were "ok." I finally got the world's best cookie recipe from my friend Derek's s mom. His mom makes the best cookies I have ever tasted. The attempts today were meh. The batch were brookies (brownie cookies, I turned my cookies to brownies), the 2nd batch Derek and I dropped on the ground, and the rest were meh. By the 4th batch Demeaning Derek and I knew the cookies were doomed from the start and put gummy bears in one of the cookies. The funny part was that the gummy bears exploded in the oven. When they cooled they were gummy bear prints on the cookies, but no bears to be found, gummy ooze was everywhere.
The cookies were made in vain! I cried, laughed, and cried. It was just funny, the processing of making cookies from scratch were just pure insanity. Over all this was pretty much my trail test on the world's best cookie recipe.
The next attempt for the suicide of my sanity will be next Sunday. I hope I will make the world's best cookie and bring peace unto man on earth. Crazy, today was a good day of watching Count of Monte Cristo, sleeping in, spending quality time with my mom, going to work, making ok cookies, and now I'm watching ATHF!!! So have 2 dozen ok cookies and a dozen of brookies to give away! The funny thing was I lost my cooking skills. For two years in a role I made an entire Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner by myself. Im just amazed that I cant bake a simple good cookie?
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If it makes you feel any better, I suck at making cookies from scratch, too.