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some way, some how, dad is convinced i'm gay..

i'm serious.

i told him how my cousin got her ex boyfriend to move out (she and her friend pretended to be lesbians with eachother) and i told him my cousin is all about not being gay... that she never will be..

he was like, let's hope that runs in the family.. and looks at me with that "yeah that's directed to you"

so i told him i'm not gay (for the millionth time) and this whole breakup with my girlfriend didn't help either...

i got a newspaper from columbus that had a few gay club, gay strip club, and hey fuck me i'm a gay guy ads... ?..... but i just wanted the cover page which had a bunch of different ethnic hands giving you the finger... my brother even tried to convince my dad i'm not gay. but i think he is dead set on the "fact" i am...

any girls here wanna come to my house and make out with me in front of him? to prove i'm not gay? come on, it's educational.... we are going to educate my father of how i'm not gay.....