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So this past weekend was pretty good.
Our house guest arrived on Thursday and I took her to watch my baby dance. It was a shitty night in the club and there were hardly any people there. Denise outdid herself on stage as usual, and even did her famous tango to Roxanne, but nobody barely noticed. Ungrateful dicks!!!
Well on Friday I played hooky from work to dedicate time to our guest, but as can be expected we ended up getting high and vegging out all day. Now something worth mentioning is the fact that this was going to be a weekend full of excess and debauchery, well, we were up for it, but unfortunately, as it goes with many situations of this nature, Denise's openly aggressive sexuality ended up intimidating her to the point where she pretty much told me and that she's sorry, she really wanted to do this, but that she realized she's straight. Well, being the cool people we are we were like "it's cool, don't worry about it". Unfortunately, again, Denise's birth control ran out a week and a half ago and since she won't be getting any more until she goes to the gyno in February, her hormones have gone ape-shit crazy!! We're talking cat in heat horny here people!!! So given that she couldn't get her pussy fix as previously thought, she focused her attentions on me. The thing is that she didn't care who was next to us, whether it was our guest, a priest or the Pope, she was all up in my CoolAid trying to guess the flavor! I guess the best way to describe it would be being a guest in the Adams Family and have Morticia and Gomez be all like, well, like Morticia and Gomez. Needless to say it made our guest feel a bit uncomfortable.
Now here's the part that pisses me off about some girls, the next morning I go to check up on her and she confesses to me that she heard us going at it the night before, now, I was apologizing but then she says that it was hot, and she was actually tempted to joining us, but she refrained to. Ooookay so which is it then? Why can't they just get their story straight?!?!?! Or at least know what they want?
Anyways, the weekend goes on and after going to San Juan and taking nature pictures (which was awesome), we go home and rent A Scanner Darkly, which is an awesomely fucked up movie!!! Well, we all go to our rooms, and this time while having sex with Denise we're extra careful not to make noise, then we think we hear the door knock, we kind of freak out since we're pretty much in the middle of the act, but we just ignored it since the door was unlocked and it was so light that we though we imagined it or that the ghosts were acting up again.
Well, it's Sunday morning and it's an hour before we have to take our guest to the airport, and guess what? That knock on the door the night before? It was her, apparently ready and willing to go for it, but since we didn't answer she figured it was a sign from above telling her it wasn't meant to be. I was like FUCK THAT!! I wasn't about to live with the irony, so I told her we still had an hour, grabbed her, took her to our bedroom and we finally got it out of the way. I was great by the way, and Denise finally got reciprocated, so she was elated! Not bad for a girl who 2 days before said she was straight and couldn't go through with it. A whole lot of unnecessary bullshit if you ask us but it all worked out in the end.

So yeah, this was our weekend. So a note of warning, if you say you want to have a debaucherous weekend with us, don't freak out when we deliver!!!