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DOODLE MONSTER.. thingy.. crawly thing..




I drew that a couple months ago after seeing MirrorMask for the first time. I decided to scan it in a couple days ago and just throw some colors onto it. its looks.. i dunno. i think its just a cute little crazy thing.

My hands are ravaged versions of their former selves. I helped my Dad saw some dead trees down today, and apparently my Dad owns the OLDEST SAW EVER. With the most horridly designed wooden handle. Seemingly designed not to make the sawing easier, no, but to destroy any hand that would dare attempt to grip it.

You know what I love? Hips. hips and stomachs and butts and thighs. Those are the sexiest bits of a girls body. Best facial feature? I would say eyes.. I'm all about eyes. Lips come in at a close second, tied with cute noses. Boobs? I dunno, hmm. I mean, big boobs are lovely but sometimes all I can think about is how it must be a pain to lug them around all day. And small boobs are so incredibly sexy to me. But in general, boobs are just boobs. So.. what was the point of all that? I have no idea. no idea at all. completely random. Um.. now.. because you all love me so much.. you will.. display your bodies for me! yes! Or.. you know.. probablly not. But.. feel free. Is there like a sexy stomach group or something? I'm going to go look..


p.s. what do you think of MY hips?







am I sexy?