So.. ok now that my head is completely, or at the very least, MOSTLY drained of all fluids. I think I'm healthy again. But its hard to tell, as the air quality at work is so bad that I come home with a stuffy nose every night anyway. Thank you to those who offered to come heal me. 
Um, sad news at work today. Well not really sad I guess. Yeah not sad at all really. Ok anyway, there's a girl I work with and we're pretty good "work friends" (meaning that we've never socialized outside of work). And we have a lot of fun, and she's cute and has in my opinion a killer body. And I've had a crush on her for awhile. But its that awkward "friend crush" you know? Where, you really value the friendship, but at the same time, you'd like to try dating. You know? I think everyone has gone through that. But anyway, she's all interested in a guy now. Which is great for her. I just have to try and stop crushing. Because crushing on people you know, when you know they are in a relationship is never good. So yeah..
I'm battling through my own little fan-boy crusade in an attempt to complete Jimminy's Journal so I can see the super cool ending of Kingdom Hearts II. Sometimes I feel like I'm making a decent effort and that I will reach my goal. Other times I feel like a crusader charging Constantinople armed with nothing more than a small knife for pealing fruit (1)
Um, what else can I babble on about? Hmm, oh, odd, but here goes anyway. I was looking at porn last night and I came across the FUNNIEST thing. This girl.. was allegedly a tranny, right? Well, the only thing is.. her face is photoshopped in, her boobs are photoshopped, and even the cock that you would think she/he actually has is ALSO photoshopped in. Now, thats funny enough in and of itself, but the real kicker is that they were all HORRIBLY photoshopped in. I mean skin tones dont even match, there are obvious blur lines where they tried to mesh things together. I actually had to stop masturbating and laugh for about 10 minutes. I should have saved the picture just to show you all how horrible it was. But I didn't. So.. just laugh, and we're all good.
And finally
If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, come on! you got it all wrong. And if you think that our dance is all in the hips, oh well, then do the twist. If you think holding hands is all in the fingers, grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers..(2)
So, if you know either reference 1 or 2. or both. Come make out with me
#1 is pretty obscure tho..
oh p.s. I was thinking about this on my drive to work today, but I have lots of VERY HOT friends here on SG! Yay for you all for being so sexy! I love you all
Um, sad news at work today. Well not really sad I guess. Yeah not sad at all really. Ok anyway, there's a girl I work with and we're pretty good "work friends" (meaning that we've never socialized outside of work). And we have a lot of fun, and she's cute and has in my opinion a killer body. And I've had a crush on her for awhile. But its that awkward "friend crush" you know? Where, you really value the friendship, but at the same time, you'd like to try dating. You know? I think everyone has gone through that. But anyway, she's all interested in a guy now. Which is great for her. I just have to try and stop crushing. Because crushing on people you know, when you know they are in a relationship is never good. So yeah..
I'm battling through my own little fan-boy crusade in an attempt to complete Jimminy's Journal so I can see the super cool ending of Kingdom Hearts II. Sometimes I feel like I'm making a decent effort and that I will reach my goal. Other times I feel like a crusader charging Constantinople armed with nothing more than a small knife for pealing fruit (1)
Um, what else can I babble on about? Hmm, oh, odd, but here goes anyway. I was looking at porn last night and I came across the FUNNIEST thing. This girl.. was allegedly a tranny, right? Well, the only thing is.. her face is photoshopped in, her boobs are photoshopped, and even the cock that you would think she/he actually has is ALSO photoshopped in. Now, thats funny enough in and of itself, but the real kicker is that they were all HORRIBLY photoshopped in. I mean skin tones dont even match, there are obvious blur lines where they tried to mesh things together. I actually had to stop masturbating and laugh for about 10 minutes. I should have saved the picture just to show you all how horrible it was. But I didn't. So.. just laugh, and we're all good.
And finally
If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, come on! you got it all wrong. And if you think that our dance is all in the hips, oh well, then do the twist. If you think holding hands is all in the fingers, grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers..(2)
So, if you know either reference 1 or 2. or both. Come make out with me
#1 is pretty obscure tho..
oh p.s. I was thinking about this on my drive to work today, but I have lots of VERY HOT friends here on SG! Yay for you all for being so sexy!
I love you all
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and yes, that picture was shakey, which bugged me, but I decided that I liked it too much not to post it, shakiness and all.
google searches are fun!