I'm disgusting. I am abso-fucking-lutely disgusting. I've just done the most disgusting thing of my life. A thing so disgusting I can't even put it into print. I think I need a memory wipe to get rid of the last 5 hours. YUCK. I hate myself.
[sing-songy] I'll never tell, I'll never tell [/sing-songy]
I am a man of very few, if not no, morals, whatsoever. For me to do something that disgusts even me this much... well, just trust me it's rather fucking disgusting. All I can say is I'll never think with only the little head again.
I am officially relationship challenged. I've been observing this behavior for quite some time now, but the latest version of the break-up scenario made it so very clear.
The things I've figured out about me through the women I've dated:
1. If things don't turn to sex on the first date, I'm only good for 3 dates... at most.
2. If things do turn to... Read More
The guy from eBay turned me in for having a "fraudulent auction" even though he's the one who misread the listing. Granted, there's nothing fraudulent about my listing and I'm sure eBay will rule in my favor, but this guy is a real motherfucking douchebag.
Ok, I have been selling concert tickets on E-bay. I had a bidder win an auction for a floor seat ticket to see Pearl Jam here in Cleveland next month. Now, this bidder wants me to refund his money because he thought my auction was for multiple tickets. My auction CLEARLY states:
"Number of Tickets: 1
Awesome floor seat for Pearl Jam at Quicken Loans... Read More
The Strokes show was the tits. I absolutely love shows at the Agora. It's long been my favorite venue. Only to make it better, I had the most amazingly beautiful young lady with me. Infatuation is a great thing!
Maybe I'll be able to talk her into posing for a set.
Steelers just won the Super Bowl!! The Bus pretty much announced his retirement. Yet, I'm still kicking myself in the fucking ass.
My parents called at the end of the game, because they just won $5000 on a tip board. I had the chance to go in on it with them, and I decided not to. Hence, the kicking myself in the fucking ass.