So...the other week i was taken out for the night as a late birthday present.
And then i spent the night in jail
Let me explain.
In oxford there is a hotel called Mal Masson, which was once Oxford prison...but has now been converted to a hotel, while still keeping the original doors and stuff...so now you stay in a cell...but a cell with a four poster bed and a plasma tv.
And the hotel gave us free tickets to the play that was having its first night in the exercise yard. So off we went and watched a modern adaption of The Merchant of Venice (think Shakespeare with Artic Monkeys and chavs) It was pretty good.
And the room we got......was in a separate building...the House of Correction
All of this was a goodbye present from my Goth girl....so if there are any more gothgirls (or just girls ) out there looking for a perverted SB then you know where to find me 
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So...i got a email today from a ex...to tell me that she found a vid of me online.....turns out that ANOTHER ex had posted a vid we made years ago....so now...if you know where to look...there is Oxfordboy porn on the net.
Looking at it for the first time in years...its not as bad as i thought it would be....and it proves that im a good shot
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Am i the only person that dreams about Al beating me up????
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I am LOVING this band at the moment.
Eagles of Death Metal
I want you so hard
I want you so good
But can you trust me?
Yes, you know you could
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
Don't waste your time cause the boy's bad news
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
Just leave him alone cause the boy's bad news
I want you so hard
I want you so good
Now take a chance, momma
You know you should
Trust your instincts and let me in
Just be my ride and I'll be my friend
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
You're wastin' your time, the boy's bad news
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
Leave him alone, cause it's just bad news
The boy's bad news
And then i spent the night in jail
Let me explain.
In oxford there is a hotel called Mal Masson, which was once Oxford prison...but has now been converted to a hotel, while still keeping the original doors and stuff...so now you stay in a cell...but a cell with a four poster bed and a plasma tv.
And the hotel gave us free tickets to the play that was having its first night in the exercise yard. So off we went and watched a modern adaption of The Merchant of Venice (think Shakespeare with Artic Monkeys and chavs) It was pretty good.
And the room we got......was in a separate building...the House of Correction
All of this was a goodbye present from my Goth girl....so if there are any more gothgirls (or just girls
) out there looking for a perverted SB then you know where to find me
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So...i got a email today from a ex...to tell me that she found a vid of me online.....turns out that ANOTHER ex had posted a vid we made years ago....so now...if you know where to look...there is Oxfordboy porn on the net.
Looking at it for the first time in years...its not as bad as i thought it would be....and it proves that im a good shot
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Am i the only person that dreams about Al beating me up????
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am LOVING this band at the moment.
Eagles of Death Metal
I want you so hard
I want you so good
But can you trust me?
Yes, you know you could
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
Don't waste your time cause the boy's bad news
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
Just leave him alone cause the boy's bad news
I want you so hard
I want you so good
Now take a chance, momma
You know you should
Trust your instincts and let me in
Just be my ride and I'll be my friend
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
You're wastin' your time, the boy's bad news
My friends are talkin'
And they're tellin' you
Leave him alone, cause it's just bad news
The boy's bad news
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Sounds like you had much hoopla and fun!
xx
So the how the hell are ya anyway?