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awwww.


I know girls that would loooooove yoooou because you are that rare breed of shy goofy boy that is almost extinct now.


I bet that old woman had fleas.

Riding a motorcycle isnt THAT dangerous as long as you arent a stupid freakin retard and split traffic and speed. Its mostly youhave to worry about all the idiots who dont see you.

I will be the queen of zombiemonkeys, just yoooou wait!

And yeah, you should marry my friend she isexactly like you. she whines about how she can never talk to boys because she doesnt know what to say therefore all of them in the entire world hate her and blah blah blah girly sad stuff.

I stayed up too late I must go to bed but I had to reply to you my friend!

"OK, some of the things I am going to say may be too graphic for children.... "

You say that on this website?

hehehehe.

Yeah, If I said the word "Penis" to my female friends they would gasp in horror and faint.

It is really early right now, I didnt sleep very well. Dont tell me you ride a REAL Bike like a motorcycle? or like the bike with a little horn on it and a basket for toto?

You go shopping every weekend?

you are a funny little boy. WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS omgosh. I have a pair of red high heel shoes you would DIE for, and totally, a cashmere sweater that would bring out the color of your eyebaaalls.

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HAHA.

Dude, the wax museum totally SUCKS. I remember going in SF and was like, wait, is this IT? If anything you could have gone to ripleys, atleast that is somewhat amusing to see like an intire house made out of human hair. I didnt know they had an erotic museum, is like horribly graphic and discusting? if then then I must make a visit one of these days.

You dont understand, I have a horrible spelling issue. My claim to fame in the 3rd grade spelling bee was misspelling the word "I'm". I never ever lasted more than a round. Google has this cool spelling checker in its toolbar, I totally use it.

Gosh. Golly. gee. I forgot to mention when I get around people who do that, sometimes if I am ina bad mood I just SPAZ OUT and start flailing my arms and leave the room. I can just picture steak juice running down a fat mans face while he istalking abotu something stupid llike...like FOOTBALL.

I also hate that sound people make to call their animals, that kissy sound, god it is giving me goosebumps just trying not to think about it gaarrrrhhh.

My myspace whoring skills has failed to bring up your profile. I try to keep most the people I know on my list, but there are a few stragglers who I dont know but I added because I felt bad for them. You know, those kids.

Yes I would die, stop convincing me I wouldnt, because I would die, Id die a horrrible painful death falling off the ski lift and then I willl slide into a tree and a bear will eat me.

You are now back to 7 comments you SG journal beast you!

I kinda wish I had a uniform to wear everyday, then I would sit there for 20 minutes wondering what I can wear off the floor that isnt too wrinkled. I have a problem with matching, I dont like to.

Ewwwww your moms boyfriend sounds like my cats stanky mouth! Her teeth are all rotted and smell like bile vomit slurry mixed with poopoop. If she licks you you HAVE to wash that spot or else you will stink for the rest of the day.

I just imagine you tripping then sliding down the sidewalk like a slip and slide going " wooooo!!!"

haahahhahahahaha.


omgosh. That is funny, your tattoo iS SOOOO SOOOOO CUTE! ( the cat one) what else are you hiding? please tell me a pirate.

you know, I ate pizza ones at that mall with that movie theatre and it made me feel sick. Maybe it was the same thing. You should have gone to johnny rockets and played with the juke boxes! I love that place :-(

I would date a midget. totally.

Yeah, i just use the faces because I like to add them random places. I think ths one is one of my favorites but this one is also pretty special

Zim! I love zim. Gir most especially. I am a nerd and have a bunch of the little action figures. My brother just keeps giving them to me since he works at the company they make them at, so I get free zim toys when he doesnt want them hurrah!

Okay, I wouldnt date a midget. or atleast that one. Id date one just to say I dated a midget. I hear there is a midget bar in chicago that is mini sized and midgets run it and they get pissed off when big sized people come in and get drunk and make fun of them. I SOOO want to go there. OR MAYBE start my own midget bar. heck yes!

You know, That cat is pretty amazing and Im guessing something must be mentally wrong with it. There has to be.


You get chocolate brownie points for that story my friend.

I forgot the laws of SG and how IM supposed to reply in YOUR entry when YOU reply into mine.

Im a rebel!

And I cant spell its okay, I also cant speak.

let me sort this out. you spent the night with 100 men in panties and it was "sad"???????

i so dont know who you are right now.

Nope nothing wrong with ya, or atleast if there is then i'm in the same asylum. I tend to get pretty attached to the girls i fuck, and i've gone down the road of just listening to the penis and it sucks too much.

I go few and far between on getting laid because i wont lay friends because of how much it fucks up the friends circle, and I wont lay random girls i meet at parties.