outtolunch

I went to a bar with my friend Wayne the other day and there were two girls from Wales(I only know because Wayne asked the bartender about them) there and they were giving the two of us "the eye", and Wayne was laying on the pressure for me to talk to them. Now Im shy as it is, but I was listening to these girls talk about cricket and techno so I knew we would only talk for about 30 seconds before hating eachother. I tried to explain this point to him but he said "regardless, talking to chicks is like riding a bike, you have to do it sometimes or you forget how". Terrible comparison. first of all if you dont want to ride a bike, why would you practice in the first place, and talking to girls you dont want to talk to is more like riding a bike with oval wheels. You are getting used to something awkward and fucking up the normal feeling. This is where I have a problem, because if Im really into a girl i might try to talk to her, but I wont talk to someone just because they are there. enough complaining about that.

Now I will complain about people who drink. I dont get that if you dont drink there is automaticly something wrong with you. When someone asks me if I drink and i say no, they always want to know why. If someone asked me if I smoke crack and I say no they will probobly leave it at that. I got the same response from Wayne when he said "you should take one of those bitches home, and dont even tell me you couldnt. they are looking at you like they can taste your balls already." Yeah.......he really said that. The consept of sticking to something because you belive in it is totally lost right now, especially in LA. I dont talk shit to people because they drink too much, or they are fucking whores, so why does me saying I dont drink get me called a pussy? the shit is just silly.

I was also goning to talk about the car I am restoring, but I will save that for the next time I feel like bitching on a page on the internet that noone looks at.