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OK, just call me Joshie Trendy...
OK, just call me Joshie Trendy...
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1. I was born in Inglewood California, and am still kinda scared to be there at night.
2. Untill a year ago there was nothing I wanted to do in life.
3. Even at that time I knew it wasnt what I do, but took the job anyway.
4. Im afraid of dentists....thats right, Im an Anit-Dentite.
5. When I was little I listened to Gangsta rap exclusivly.
6. I was totally into nu-metal in high school.
7. I was the biggest pothead ever till I was 17.
8. In fact I dont remember alot of high school.
9. I was a bartender from 18-20, thats illegal.
10. I have hated sports my entire life....i couldnt tell you a single statistic, but if I could go back I would play football in school.
11. Im obsesed with motorcycles, always have been.
12. I have never ridden one though.
13. I follow the rules, always.
14. Its never gotten me anywhere.
15. I think Dave Chapelle is the fiuniest man alive.
16. I have never seen a Star Wars movie, but some of the charicters seem intriguing.
17. I love cheap pizza(ceasers Hot and Ready style)
18. I never minded doing chores when I was a kid.
19. I have been snowboarding for more than 10 years.
20. I still suck though.
21. I fell for Micheal Moores movies back when I used to drink alot.
22. Im more ashamed of that than the fact that...
23. I have been caught masterbating more than a few times.
24. when I was 16 my family gave me the choice of a car for my birthday or a guitar.
25. I chose the guitar.
26. I love cookies thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.
27. I have been straight edge in the traditional sence going on three years now.
28. My dad told me he would buy me a car when I was 18 and I chose a dodge neon...which i gave back to him when I decided I was a hippy and didnt want to be tied down to a car that wasnt a VW.
29. He stopped paying for it and let it get repoed, but since I cosigned it went on my credit.
30. I still talk to my mom at least 3-4 times a week and care what she has to say.
31. Maybe a little too much.
32. I have only ever introduced a girlfriend to my mom as a a "friend" because I knew none of them were the right one.
33. Im pretty sure she thinks Im gay.
34. Im not pretty enough to be gay.
35. I own one of every current gen. console system(xbox 360 is next gen.)
36. I can and do build my own computers....people I work with make fun of me for it.
37. I cant say switching to Mac had nothing to do with the cool looking cases.
38. It was more than just that though.
39. Even though I have been playing guitar for 8 years, I quit every 6 months so I never get any better.
40. I always dreamed of geting sleeves done when i turned 18, but respected my moms objection to them.
41. Now she says I can but both arms already have work done so that dream will never come to pass.
42. Im more comfortable living in an apartment than a house.
43. no matter how well/poorly I eat, i never gain or lose weight.
44. jogging 10 miles a week doesnt help either....just makes me hurt.
45. While I listen to hardcore and metal almost exclusively, I still hold the first 2 weezer cds as two of my top 5 ever.
46. A week after I got my coverup finished into a faux half-sleeve, i tried to think of a way to cover it up.
47. I am a compulsive buyer, the more money I make, the more I waste.....I rarely have money saved.
48. When I fall for a girl, I fall hard.
49. The past while, my feet havent felt to steady.
50. Im tired of making these actual sentences, this is the last one with any capitals or periods.
51. I used to write.....like cool storys and stuff, but someone conviced me I was horrible at it and I went 3 years without writing anything but my name on my checks
52. my writting has only recently become legible
53. when I was 14 i started listening to hard rock instead of rap
54. my step-dad told me that I was gay no matter what shitty music I listened to
55. he told me that so much I actually thought I was gay till i was 16
56.one day when i was 4 and my brother was 1 my mom took us to daycare and went to work, that night when we came home the house was stripped with a note from my dad saying he didnt love my mom anymore, he didnt belive my brother was his child, and he was moving to washington.
57. my brother is the mirror image of my dad now
58. he never told me "his side" or tried to make up for not being there
59. I think its possible for chocolate covered grahmcrackers to give me an erection
60. I like small dogs. yorkies are my favorites though
61. I cant wait to have kids one day
62. my old profile picture was taken before the trucker hat craze
63. I once broke my arm in the park and my mom thought I was exagerating so I didnt go the the doctor for about a week...they thought i was abused
64. my sisters dad(my stepdad) bailed on my mom to so from the age of 15 i had the be the "man of the house"
65. I think thats why Im so immature sometimes, haha
66. in spite of all the negative family crap I brought up Im a pretty normal person
67. except Im afraid to be around more than 5 people at a time...
68. my secret dream that will never come true is living in a cabin in the mountains when Im old and still getting to snowboard everyday
69. HAHA
70. I sleep using 4 pillows
71. I can profesionally install a while car stereo system
72. regardless of how much I know about something, Im still afraid to mess with other peoples stuff.
73. but I will teach you anything you want to know(well IF i know it that is)
74. I have built alot of engines, but dont think I could do it without someone pointing me in the right direction
75. that doesnt bother me because its not fun for me anymore.
76. my pants arent baggy...but they arent tight either
77. Im proud of that
78. the first place I lived after my moms house was a cabin in the middle of the woods.....and hour and a half from town
79. that was heaven
80. when I decided straight edge was the best way for me to live, alot of my friends quit talking to me
81. I have only ever been in one super serious relationship. I didnt really like her at first and when she would come hang out at my apartment I would sit there playing videogames while she watched. It took me about 2 months to realize she was into me for me, we were happy together for a very short time.
82. she was the type that only wanted what she couldnt have...hense the "happy for a short time"
83. I see most girls as manipulative bitches because of her(if you are on my firneds list you can be assured that im not talking about you......though i probobly dodnt know you well enough yet. haha)
84. the only things I drink these days are water, herbal tea, and juice
85. no more than 1 soda a week
86. ceaser salads might be my favorite food ever
87. when i was 16-17 i rode for a skateshop....if you count free shirts and stuff riding for them
88. my dream car is a subaru WRX STI
89. but without the gold wheels
90. I very rarely get sad, but when Im sad, youll know
91. the shirts I hang up in the closet are arangedby color, it looks like a rainbow
92. that doesnt make me gay!
93. even though I know its digitally altered, I envy the kid in my profile picture
94. I cried when Chris Farley died
95. I have never missed an eppisode of southpark
96. its the only TV show I watch
97. when I make tuna sandwitches I use mustard with the mayo, my mom always teased me for that
98. Im a highschool drop out
99. I got my GED though
100. i got up to pre-calculus before I stopped going, now Im the one the kids in my family call when they need math homework help.
101. this was alot more for to write than it was for you to read
102. this is 102 Tuesday, I win
103. and I double win Becky
1. I was born in Inglewood California, and am still kinda scared to be there at night.
2. Untill a year ago there was nothing I wanted to do in life.
3. Even at that time I knew it wasnt what I do, but took the job anyway.
4. Im afraid of dentists....thats right, Im an Anit-Dentite.
5. When I was little I listened to Gangsta rap exclusivly.
6. I was totally into nu-metal in high school.
7. I was the biggest pothead ever till I was 17.
8. In fact I dont remember alot of high school.
9. I was a bartender from 18-20, thats illegal.
10. I have hated sports my entire life....i couldnt tell you a single statistic, but if I could go back I would play football in school.
11. Im obsesed with motorcycles, always have been.
12. I have never ridden one though.
13. I follow the rules, always.
14. Its never gotten me anywhere.
15. I think Dave Chapelle is the fiuniest man alive.
16. I have never seen a Star Wars movie, but some of the charicters seem intriguing.
17. I love cheap pizza(ceasers Hot and Ready style)
18. I never minded doing chores when I was a kid.
19. I have been snowboarding for more than 10 years.
20. I still suck though.
21. I fell for Micheal Moores movies back when I used to drink alot.
22. Im more ashamed of that than the fact that...
23. I have been caught masterbating more than a few times.
24. when I was 16 my family gave me the choice of a car for my birthday or a guitar.
25. I chose the guitar.
26. I love cookies thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.
27. I have been straight edge in the traditional sence going on three years now.
28. My dad told me he would buy me a car when I was 18 and I chose a dodge neon...which i gave back to him when I decided I was a hippy and didnt want to be tied down to a car that wasnt a VW.
29. He stopped paying for it and let it get repoed, but since I cosigned it went on my credit.
30. I still talk to my mom at least 3-4 times a week and care what she has to say.
31. Maybe a little too much.
32. I have only ever introduced a girlfriend to my mom as a a "friend" because I knew none of them were the right one.
33. Im pretty sure she thinks Im gay.
34. Im not pretty enough to be gay.
35. I own one of every current gen. console system(xbox 360 is next gen.)
36. I can and do build my own computers....people I work with make fun of me for it.
37. I cant say switching to Mac had nothing to do with the cool looking cases.
38. It was more than just that though.
39. Even though I have been playing guitar for 8 years, I quit every 6 months so I never get any better.
40. I always dreamed of geting sleeves done when i turned 18, but respected my moms objection to them.
41. Now she says I can but both arms already have work done so that dream will never come to pass.
42. Im more comfortable living in an apartment than a house.
43. no matter how well/poorly I eat, i never gain or lose weight.
44. jogging 10 miles a week doesnt help either....just makes me hurt.
45. While I listen to hardcore and metal almost exclusively, I still hold the first 2 weezer cds as two of my top 5 ever.
46. A week after I got my coverup finished into a faux half-sleeve, i tried to think of a way to cover it up.
47. I am a compulsive buyer, the more money I make, the more I waste.....I rarely have money saved.
48. When I fall for a girl, I fall hard.
49. The past while, my feet havent felt to steady.
50. Im tired of making these actual sentences, this is the last one with any capitals or periods.
51. I used to write.....like cool storys and stuff, but someone conviced me I was horrible at it and I went 3 years without writing anything but my name on my checks
52. my writting has only recently become legible
53. when I was 14 i started listening to hard rock instead of rap
54. my step-dad told me that I was gay no matter what shitty music I listened to
55. he told me that so much I actually thought I was gay till i was 16
56.one day when i was 4 and my brother was 1 my mom took us to daycare and went to work, that night when we came home the house was stripped with a note from my dad saying he didnt love my mom anymore, he didnt belive my brother was his child, and he was moving to washington.
57. my brother is the mirror image of my dad now
58. he never told me "his side" or tried to make up for not being there
59. I think its possible for chocolate covered grahmcrackers to give me an erection
60. I like small dogs. yorkies are my favorites though
61. I cant wait to have kids one day
62. my old profile picture was taken before the trucker hat craze
63. I once broke my arm in the park and my mom thought I was exagerating so I didnt go the the doctor for about a week...they thought i was abused
64. my sisters dad(my stepdad) bailed on my mom to so from the age of 15 i had the be the "man of the house"
65. I think thats why Im so immature sometimes, haha
66. in spite of all the negative family crap I brought up Im a pretty normal person
67. except Im afraid to be around more than 5 people at a time...
68. my secret dream that will never come true is living in a cabin in the mountains when Im old and still getting to snowboard everyday
69. HAHA
70. I sleep using 4 pillows
71. I can profesionally install a while car stereo system
72. regardless of how much I know about something, Im still afraid to mess with other peoples stuff.
73. but I will teach you anything you want to know(well IF i know it that is)
74. I have built alot of engines, but dont think I could do it without someone pointing me in the right direction
75. that doesnt bother me because its not fun for me anymore.
76. my pants arent baggy...but they arent tight either
77. Im proud of that
78. the first place I lived after my moms house was a cabin in the middle of the woods.....and hour and a half from town
79. that was heaven
80. when I decided straight edge was the best way for me to live, alot of my friends quit talking to me
81. I have only ever been in one super serious relationship. I didnt really like her at first and when she would come hang out at my apartment I would sit there playing videogames while she watched. It took me about 2 months to realize she was into me for me, we were happy together for a very short time.
82. she was the type that only wanted what she couldnt have...hense the "happy for a short time"
83. I see most girls as manipulative bitches because of her(if you are on my firneds list you can be assured that im not talking about you......though i probobly dodnt know you well enough yet. haha)
84. the only things I drink these days are water, herbal tea, and juice
85. no more than 1 soda a week
86. ceaser salads might be my favorite food ever
87. when i was 16-17 i rode for a skateshop....if you count free shirts and stuff riding for them
88. my dream car is a subaru WRX STI
89. but without the gold wheels
90. I very rarely get sad, but when Im sad, youll know
91. the shirts I hang up in the closet are arangedby color, it looks like a rainbow
92. that doesnt make me gay!
93. even though I know its digitally altered, I envy the kid in my profile picture
94. I cried when Chris Farley died
95. I have never missed an eppisode of southpark
96. its the only TV show I watch
97. when I make tuna sandwitches I use mustard with the mayo, my mom always teased me for that
98. Im a highschool drop out
99. I got my GED though
100. i got up to pre-calculus before I stopped going, now Im the one the kids in my family call when they need math homework help.
101. this was alot more for to write than it was for you to read
102. this is 102 Tuesday, I win
103. and I double win Becky
I guess I wasnt creative enough...
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104. I have owned 8 automobiles in my time....5 of them older than me.
105. My '78 bronco would have torn your shit up.
106. I love driving, the only reason I fly is for the takeoff.
107. Contrary to what my profile pic might tell you. I do not fuck on the first date.
108. I used to go through 8 pairs of shoes a year because I was a fahion whore...
109. With no sence of style
110. I have a wierd obsesion with all things Japaneese.
111. If Will Smith or Denzel Washington are in a movie I wont watch it.
112. No its not a race thing, its a shitty actor thing.
113. I have a habit of annoying people easily.
114. Tombstone is the greatest movie ever....not an opinion, a fact.
115. I lost my virginity while passed out drunk....yes its possible.
116. I dont do well with compliments.
117. When I was a kid I got a crush on a girl in my class, I decided to ask her out. She laughed and told me that her dad was a lawyer, and my mom is a single parent and we wouldnt work. she then told everyone at school and they made fun of me.
118. last time I was at my moms house I took my sister to get ice cream. The girl from 117 served us.
119. I made more money last year than she has since highschool...not that that sort of thing matters...
120. From all the bad things I have said about females, I enjoy my female friends company more than my male ones.
121. thats why I dont have any male ones left.
122. Im bored of this
104. I have owned 8 automobiles in my time....5 of them older than me.
105. My '78 bronco would have torn your shit up.
106. I love driving, the only reason I fly is for the takeoff.
107. Contrary to what my profile pic might tell you. I do not fuck on the first date.
108. I used to go through 8 pairs of shoes a year because I was a fahion whore...
109. With no sence of style
110. I have a wierd obsesion with all things Japaneese.
111. If Will Smith or Denzel Washington are in a movie I wont watch it.
112. No its not a race thing, its a shitty actor thing.
113. I have a habit of annoying people easily.
114. Tombstone is the greatest movie ever....not an opinion, a fact.
115. I lost my virginity while passed out drunk....yes its possible.
116. I dont do well with compliments.
117. When I was a kid I got a crush on a girl in my class, I decided to ask her out. She laughed and told me that her dad was a lawyer, and my mom is a single parent and we wouldnt work. she then told everyone at school and they made fun of me.
118. last time I was at my moms house I took my sister to get ice cream. The girl from 117 served us.
119. I made more money last year than she has since highschool...not that that sort of thing matters...
120. From all the bad things I have said about females, I enjoy my female friends company more than my male ones.
121. thats why I dont have any male ones left.
122. Im bored of this
I looked at the place I might be renting and it looks killer. HUGE studio and a 6 month lease. My plan as of right now(even though it changes every week or so) is take 2 sessions of the renting and live as poor as I can while putting everything in a savings acount. I have a place in Portland that wants me to live there so I will finally get a part time job and go to college full-time.
Im an idiot 
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Dude, you should totally ask Tuesday about when she met Eddie Vedder. Cool story!