outtolunch

Another lonely Valentines day yesterday. My brother was trying to get me to go out and troll bars for "depressed single bitches". Aparently I have too much self respect to prey off of other people....that and I dont drink so I would look pretty out of place to begin with.

My mom asked if I want her to set me up with a girl my age she works with, but I just see that as REALLY pathetic. Think about this(if you are female)...A lady who is much farther up the corporate ladder than you approches you about her single son. In my mind there are 2 choices A. think this guy is a fucking loser for needing his mom to set him up, ar B. Take the date realizing it will make your life at work hard if you deny your superiors son a date. If I had any balls at all i would talk to her myself because she is fucking gorgeous and seemed(in the 30 seconds i talked to her while waiting for her to page my mom) really nice.

I thin my problem with people of the female variety is that I am too genuinly nice, so I end up as "the guy friend that is easy to confide in but will never get hooked up with her or her friends because hes the type to marry not date....and also descibe with run-on sentences."

You would think a guy in LA with his own house(sure I have 2 roommates now) wouldnt have any trouble finding ladies. You would be wrong.