i got unbelievable drunk saturday night. i usually just have a few beers to the point that im buzzed and thats it, but i went all out saturday. myself and a couple of my friends, friends went a mission. one team went to go buy the booze the, another went to go buy the food, and the other went to home depot, to buy the parts for the biggest beer bong in the WOORRLD!
it was ten feet tall and had a foot long funnel we had to stand on top of the roof and poor beer in it. im really all that much of a drinker but sometimes you just gotta do, what ya just gotta do.
anyways after about 6 st. pauli girls and two hits of the beer bong, i found myself on my friend little sisters motor scooter, wearing a black helmet that had flames on it, drinking a beer.
after they finally got me off the thing before i hurt myself. i polished off a bottle of alize, half way through the bottle i dont remember, i blacked out and woke up at my house. i took a shower and had one of those multi directional split pees.
then i called my boy joey to see if i did anything stupid. my friend jess who was still there, told me that i didnt do anything really stupid but he drop me off at someones house at the end of the night he didnt really know who it was or were.
after about 10 mins after talking to jess, one of my coworkers called me. he said he tried calling me around 3 in the morning to see if i wanted to go do something. but my friend brooke picked up the phone and said i was sleeping. he said he talked to her for like 20 mins, but he wasnt sure cause he was pretty drunk himself. once i kinda figured out what happen last night, i called brooke, and she said that she called me last night around 12 to see whats up, and i was pretty drunk i talked her for about 10 mins. then someone drop me off at her place, i hung out there for a little bit then she thought i should go home cause i was drunk as hell.
so she drove me home, and what happen after that she said if i dont remember shes not going to tell me.
so i said whatever got something to eat and went back to sleep. 
OH AND I GOT TODAY OFF!!!!
it was ten feet tall and had a foot long funnel we had to stand on top of the roof and poor beer in it. im really all that much of a drinker but sometimes you just gotta do, what ya just gotta do.
anyways after about 6 st. pauli girls and two hits of the beer bong, i found myself on my friend little sisters motor scooter, wearing a black helmet that had flames on it, drinking a beer.
after they finally got me off the thing before i hurt myself. i polished off a bottle of alize, half way through the bottle i dont remember, i blacked out and woke up at my house. i took a shower and had one of those multi directional split pees. then i called my boy joey to see if i did anything stupid. my friend jess who was still there, told me that i didnt do anything really stupid but he drop me off at someones house at the end of the night he didnt really know who it was or were.
after about 10 mins after talking to jess, one of my coworkers called me. he said he tried calling me around 3 in the morning to see if i wanted to go do something. but my friend brooke picked up the phone and said i was sleeping. he said he talked to her for like 20 mins, but he wasnt sure cause he was pretty drunk himself. once i kinda figured out what happen last night, i called brooke, and she said that she called me last night around 12 to see whats up, and i was pretty drunk i talked her for about 10 mins. then someone drop me off at her place, i hung out there for a little bit then she thought i should go home cause i was drunk as hell.
so she drove me home, and what happen after that she said if i dont remember shes not going to tell me. so i said whatever got something to eat and went back to sleep.
OH AND I GOT TODAY OFF!!!!
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san diego == much more interesting than oklahoma?
i hope this weekend is even more fun!