not used to this kind of attention....don't know what to do...don't know how to react. *stabs head with fork*
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
"This gun is pointed at your heart"
"Funny, that's my least vunerable spot"
I can only dream
I got hit on by weird old men while pulled over on the high way trying to put my bike back on my car because it almost fell off. they wanted to smoke pot with me. I was very frightened. then in the middle of the night last...
Read More
"Funny, that's my least vunerable spot"
I can only dream
I got hit on by weird old men while pulled over on the high way trying to put my bike back on my car because it almost fell off. they wanted to smoke pot with me. I was very frightened. then in the middle of the night last...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
sempi:
Fine, thank you. Batteries are re-charged after having the day off. And you?
menotyou:
That's because everyone in high school is extremely fucking stupid. Everyone thinks they know what cool is, but they're all just a bunch of jerk offs. It's the high school freaks that generally turn out to be the coolest people in the world. I know, me and all my friends are firmly in that boat.
By the way...I dig the mallrats reference in the sexual position stuff.
By the way...I dig the mallrats reference in the sexual position stuff.
wheeeee. happy mothers day mum!
menotyou:
I hope you said something to her yesterday......
I also kind of hope your mom doesn't read SG.
...but...if she does....ummm....
Hi Oubliettes mom,
I'm an upstanding man that does NOT masturbate compulsivly and I had nothing to do with the national dedication of said month. Also...you're daughter is the bee's knees, and by that I do not mean to imply you are actually old enough to know what that litterally means (of which I do not).
I also kind of hope your mom doesn't read SG.
...but...if she does....ummm....
Hi Oubliettes mom,
I'm an upstanding man that does NOT masturbate compulsivly and I had nothing to do with the national dedication of said month. Also...you're daughter is the bee's knees, and by that I do not mean to imply you are actually old enough to know what that litterally means (of which I do not).
menotyou:
Oh come on people. That was kind of funny.
Okay, so this weekend was interesting. In a sense, I feel like a bitch...
Thursday: cleaned room. not a whole lot else. Tony came down. We basically watched Star Wars and then went to bed. I feel like a whore sometimes.
Friday: woke up. asked Tony to cuddle with me and he said he was getting up soon...basically a 'no'. took shower, came back to...
Read More
Thursday: cleaned room. not a whole lot else. Tony came down. We basically watched Star Wars and then went to bed. I feel like a whore sometimes.
Friday: woke up. asked Tony to cuddle with me and he said he was getting up soon...basically a 'no'. took shower, came back to...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
cutriver:
Hmm, I've had a few weekends like that, not nice...
Yr boy sounds like kind of an asshole, but then it's hard to know what's really going on...
It's true that men and women want different things from each other... I always think When Harry Met Sally is particularly eloquent in this regard. Seriously. The scene when they've first had sex and Meg Ryan is clinging to Billy Crystal and beaming happily whilst Billy stares in horror at the ceiling... that shot alone speaks volumes about inter-gender relations. I've been there many times.
Remember, there's not necessarily anything wrong with being a whore, but only if you want it...
PS - Is this the 'best friend' you were talking about last week, the one I asked you to describe on the grounds that it would 'make you smile'? Oops, sorry!
[Edited on May 09, 2004 10:51AM]
Yr boy sounds like kind of an asshole, but then it's hard to know what's really going on...
It's true that men and women want different things from each other... I always think When Harry Met Sally is particularly eloquent in this regard. Seriously. The scene when they've first had sex and Meg Ryan is clinging to Billy Crystal and beaming happily whilst Billy stares in horror at the ceiling... that shot alone speaks volumes about inter-gender relations. I've been there many times.
Remember, there's not necessarily anything wrong with being a whore, but only if you want it...
PS - Is this the 'best friend' you were talking about last week, the one I asked you to describe on the grounds that it would 'make you smile'? Oops, sorry!
[Edited on May 09, 2004 10:51AM]
menotyou:
Ok, first of all...you're not a whore. Not unless he paid you for it.
Second, he's obviously a dumb fuck and doesn't know a good thing when it hits him. It's his loss.
Third, you can't possibly be blamed for wanting sex after watching Star Wars! That's like Geek Spanish Fly!
Second, he's obviously a dumb fuck and doesn't know a good thing when it hits him. It's his loss.
Third, you can't possibly be blamed for wanting sex after watching Star Wars! That's like Geek Spanish Fly!
"what's wrong?"
-"nothing" (everything)
"are you mad at me?"
-"no." (just crushed)
"are you cold?"
-"not at all" (just freezing)
"are you upset?"
-"why would I be upset?" (If I could I'd start balling right now)
...all the lies I've told the past 18 hrs...and all the truths I meant to tell...
God I hate being a girl...I confuse myself sometimes.
-"nothing" (everything)
"are you mad at me?"
-"no." (just crushed)
"are you cold?"
-"not at all" (just freezing)
"are you upset?"
-"why would I be upset?" (If I could I'd start balling right now)
...all the lies I've told the past 18 hrs...and all the truths I meant to tell...
God I hate being a girl...I confuse myself sometimes.
bah, he won't be here until late tonight. I understand but it's still dissapointing. He was supposed to arive at around 7:30, but the girl who normally closes just went through surgery and can't work so he's covering her shift. So he won't be down until 11:30...bah...
sicpowered:
best not to sweat the little things, just think that much more time to yourself to look at boobies. 
[Edited on May 06, 2004 5:16PM]
[Edited on May 06, 2004 5:16PM]
menotyou:
NAKED TWISTER!! WOOOOOOO!
I really don't have much to say. Um, my bestfriend is coming down to see me tomorrow. It's my grandpa's birthday today. My aunts birthday is on Sunday. Surprising my mum on Mothers Day. I'm excited about my bestfriend coming down. Especially after I freaked out on him a few days ago, I'm happy (hey, I apologized).
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
cutriver:
Tell us about your best friend. go on, it'll make you smile...
oubliette1:
my bestfriend is rad. he lives an hour and a half away, and being two kids who are poor as fuck, we haven't seen eachother in about 2 weeks...maybe just a week...i don't know.
hmmm, well not a whole lot is going on in my neck of the woods...how are you
and if anyone didn't read my post earlier...
MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
and if anyone didn't read my post earlier...
MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
sicpowered:
Main Entry: frottage
Pronunciation: fro-'tzh
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from frotter to rub
: the technique of creating a design by rubbing (as with a pencil) over an object placed underneath the paper; also : a composition so made
And to think I threw out all my tracing paper... I suppose I'd simply have to make due in some other fashion...
[Edited on May 04, 2004 9:30PM]
Pronunciation: fro-'tzh
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from frotter to rub
: the technique of creating a design by rubbing (as with a pencil) over an object placed underneath the paper; also : a composition so made
And to think I threw out all my tracing paper... I suppose I'd simply have to make due in some other fashion...
[Edited on May 04, 2004 9:30PM]
sicpowered:
looks as though merriam-webster doesn't know its crowd grinding. Ahh to be around enough beautiful people to....
hmmmm friction...
Judge, Please!?!
be my guest, hey, if you can get me tickets that would be cool too. I seem to have lost my lifetime achiever awards tickets to the ringside box seating..... 
of course this is all presuming you've got your merit badge, and hours logged in the simulator.
wow, the puns are getting so prolific, I almost too proud to stop...
hmmmm friction...
Judge, Please!?!
be my guest, hey, if you can get me tickets that would be cool too. I seem to have lost my lifetime achiever awards tickets to the ringside box seating..... of course this is all presuming you've got your merit badge, and hours logged in the simulator.
wow, the puns are getting so prolific, I almost too proud to stop...
the last 24 hours has been hell for some reason. I want to sock my bestfriend in the face. I asked him a few nights ago to come down to visit me, and he said no because he was too poor. He came down yesterday to go shopping. He told me when he got back home. He said that after that binge he was going...
Read More
Read More
menotyou:
Wooo! Mayday ho!!
sicpowered:
Sounds like he's having a serious case of lame to deal with. I suppose it happens to us all at one point or another, but it still sucks that he pissed you off. Not a cool moment, considering the string of luck you've been wading through. Maybe he's just got issues... Maybe he is just ignorant of your annoyance. Dunno....
Good to hear the kid is doing ok, at least that's a good thing, and a callous cat can still make it all a little bit better. Keep you chin up, some of us are rooting for ya...
Good to hear the kid is doing ok, at least that's a good thing, and a callous cat can still make it all a little bit better. Keep you chin up, some of us are rooting for ya...
it is officially time to masturbate!
MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH
for all those who didn't know...
MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH
for all those who didn't know...
h34rt4gr4m:
w00t for masturbation month!!
rickroyal:
While it's doubtful that I could masturbate more than I already do, I'll give it a shot for the month.
Lovely pics, btw.
Lovely pics, btw.
Oklahoma!Oklahoma!Oklahoma!Oklahoma!!!!
Yes I got the email, loved it, not literally, but it did make me happy
And no, you can't screw einstein, he's dead and that is icky....
[Edited on May 12, 2004 11:38PM]