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Friday Sep 05, 2008

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Things I hate:

-Commercials where things are "clinically proven to work"
-Babies named Madison
-Babies named Aiden

There's also this commercial that goes sort of like this:

(Break room at an office)
Woman One: Oh, what's that you're eating?
Woman Two (eating some microwave thing): It's parmesan-encrusted FISH!

It drives me and Thom crazy that she doesn't specify what sort of fish it is. It's just "FISH".

Also:

There's a Silk soy milk commercial:

Generic Consumer (holding a box of soy milk):
"My boyfriend and I tried Silk. It was good... it was cold in the cereal."

That's it? It was "good" and "cold"?

For fuck's sake, lady.

Also: I am watching a remake of Psycho that I didn't know existed. It has fucking William H. Macy in it. I love him.
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perdita:
I know a boy named Aiden, but he was named Aiden before it was cool. His brothers have similarly non-generic names.

Yeah I hate the Lean Cuisine commercials. Can you imagine all the chemicals in that stuff?

I just started seeing ads from the Corn Refiners Association promoting high fructose corn syrup as a totally okay and "natural" product. I was and am so so so mad.

There's a lot more . . . I'm sort of cantankerous.
Sep 6, 2008
quietlythere:
I wanna meet the people who actually buy into those commercials and ask them,,,why.
Sep 7, 2008

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