Monday Aug 18, 2008

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I just snarfed Corona! I put the lime in, and it started to froth. Since I was walking, I clapped my mouth down over the bottle mouth to catch the foam, but there was too much! My cheeks swelled to maximum capacity and I laughed and Corona beer shot out my nose. I wondered, briefly, if I would get drunker this way, if the beer was absorbed through my sinuses.

I'm listening to This American Life on podcast. Sarah Vowell is talking and hilarious.

I'm selling more things. Here's a repost from the SG Sales and Swap Meet groups:


I'm purging my absurdly bloated clothing hoard since it's the middle of the month, when I start to panic about money, and since, well, how many square-dancing dresses do I really need?

Anything that doesn't sell is going right to my yard sale on the 30th.

Add $3 shipping inside the US, $5 shipping outside. I accept PayPal, Money Orders, personal checks, and well-concealed cash. Personal checks must clear before your item will be shipped. Post here or PM me to make a purchase.

Here, so far, are tank tops, tee-shirts, and dresses. LOTS more to follow.

Go nuts!

Tanks

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

1. Old Navy Perfect Fit / Size Medium / $5


2. Heart Moon Star 100% Cotton / Size S / $8
Very pretty, embroidered top and bottom, side zipper, adjustable ribbon straps.


3. Express 100% Silk / Size 5/6 / $8
Ruffly, lined, very light.


4. Lip Service 'Fucker' tank / Says 'M' but is tiny / $10
Adjustable spaghetti straps.


5. Wet Seal lace-up tank / Size S / $3
Very soft. Lace it up with whatever you want!


6. Vintage black tank 100% Cotton / Says 'S' but is Medium / $5
Pretty spaghetti strap ribbon straps.


7. Say What? 100% Rayon / Size Medium / $8
Pretty black knit over silky lining. Adjustable shoulder straps.


8. H&M 97% Cotton / Size 4 / $8
Very sexy, button-up front, corset-style low-cut back, adorable collar.


9. Banana Republic tank / Size S / $6
Very very soft and comfortable, color is a deep red-brown, photo doesn't do justice.


10. Abercrombie & Fitch 100% Cotton / Size Medium / $5
Knit, ties at back of neck.


11. American Eagle 95% Cotton / Size Extra Small / $5
Built-in bra (elastic loose at one side), ties at back of neck, very soft.


12. Heart Moon Star / Size Small / $3
Pretty V Collar lined with little rhinestones!


14. Toe Socks! $1


15. Arm Warmers! $1


16. Super Girl Bra! / Size 32A / $10
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... someone is very tiny boobies!


17. Ants and Watermelons Bra! / Size 32B / $8


18. Black Bra With Pink Lace / Size 36A / $8


20. Over-the-Knee Plaid tights / Size 9-11 / $8




T-Shirts (Men's and Women's)

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1. Vintage 'Crankshaft' Tee / Size Medium? / $5
Nice, soft, beat-up, worn-in vintage tee. Reads 'Supreme Quality CRANKSHAFT Safe Lubrication'.


2. Persian Gulf Tee / Size Small / $5
Reads 'Proud of my Dahlgrenman Persian Gulf 1990'. I do not know what a Dahlgrenman is.


3. Chocolate Lesbian Tee / Small-Medium / $5
Reads 'DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS'.


4. H&M Card Luck vintage-style 100% Cotton Tee / Size 4 / $3
Has some light bleachy spots on bottom.


5. Energie 100% Cotton Tee / Size Small / $3
Cute little snaps down the left side.


6. Banana Republic Sleeveless Hoodie / Size Small / $3
It has a hood! 100% Cotton.


7. They Might Be Giants NO! Tee / Size Small / $10
Adorable! Back Reads THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.




8. The Network (Men's) Tee / Size Large / $5
This is a band shirt.




Dresses

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

1. Vintage black 1980's strapless prom dress / Size Small? / $20
Very 'New Wave', form-fitting boding, pouffy ruffled skirt, very silky. Boning in bodice, zips up the back, has a cute little black rose thing pinned to the hip.




2. Yellow vintage dress, circa '65-'70 (dated with ILGWU label) / Bust 36; Waist 26; Hips 28 / $15
Mod-Hippie-Disco dress, pleated skirt, zips up back, little bow, so cute!




3. Deep red Medieval-style dress / Size Small / $25
Pretty satin-y dress with black velvet print and black crochet detail. Sexy form-fitting top with flared skirt. I have it laced up with pink ribbon for some reason, but you can replace it or just take it out entirely. Zips up the back.




4. Black XOXO dress / Size Small / $15
Slinky black dress, slightly longer in back, spaghetti straps with maroon ribbon detail. Sexy decorative buttons down one side.





EDIT:

Sold:

2. Heart Moon Star 100% Cotton / Size S / $8
Very pretty, embroidered top and bottom, side zipper, adjustable ribbon straps.

3. Express 100% Silk / Size 5/6 / $8
Ruffly, lined, very light.

4. Lip Service 'Fucker' tank / Says 'M' but is tiny / $10
Adjustable spaghetti straps.

8. H&M 97% Cotton / Size 4 / $8
Very sexy, button-up front, corset-style low-cut back, adorable collar.

10. Abercrombie & Fitch 100% Cotton / Size Medium / $5
Knit, ties at back of neck.

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
quietlythere:
Did it tingle in your nose?
g_whiz:
A Dahlgrenman is undoubtedly a guy in the Navy stationed at Dahlgren, VA which is where the Navy Surface Warfare Center is. Yep. Big old bucket of useless information on my shoulders.

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