Back From Tour: come over now!!
Oubliette: did you have an std check?
Oubliette: no sir
Back From Tour: i'm straight!!
Back From Tour: did when i was sick in florida
Oubliette: right, i forgot, only homos catch warts
Back From Tour: clean as a mo fo!!
Back From Tour: eww
Oubliette: when were you in florida?
Back From Tour: dunno
Back From Tour: i AM obessed with eating pussy - the last girl i had sex with, that is all i did
Back From Tour: was eat her out
Back From Tour: AMazing
Oubliette: hm
Oubliette: are you afraid your penis won't work "the right way"?
Back From Tour: no
Back From Tour: i knbow it does
Back From Tour: it is the added bonus
Oubliette: hahahaha
Back From Tour: i know i have a large penis
Oubliette: i know, you sent me that photo
Oubliette: i told my friend about it today
Back From Tour: and i love to eat girls out
Back From Tour: ha
Back From Tour: what did he say?
Oubliette: and how i was like, "you have very nice genitals"
Oubliette: he laughed
Back From Tour: i do
Oubliette: i know
Back From Tour: it is better in person
Back From Tour: real life yo
Oubliette: how do you know i don't have, like, some crazy std?
Back From Tour: you wouldn't do that too me
Back From Tour: your soul, your heart is too kind
Oubliette: pff
Back From Tour: your eyes tell me so, your expressions
Oubliette: you fucking homo
Back From Tour: i can read people well
Back From Tour: fuck off
Oubliette: hahaha
Oubliette: i'm teasing
Back From Tour: are you?
Oubliette: yes indeed
Back From Tour: send me a naked photo
Back From Tour: hehe
Back From Tour: so i can...
Oubliette: i'm on my parents' computer
Oubliette: so it would have to be a baby photo
Oubliette: is that okay?
...And so it goes.
