I was so happy to read all 45 happy birthday comments! You guys are the best. I love this site.
Here is my funny birthday story:
I popped the captive bead out of my septum ring long ago for some family event, and could never get it back in, que sera. Early Monday morning I half-woke and noticed the ring was slipping out, so, in a fit of sleep-logic, I took it out and put it in my mouth. You know, to keep it 'safe'. I went back to sleep.
Everyone does weird stuff in their sleep.
A few hours later I started to wake up. Mysteriously, my stomach hurt, but I chalked it up to period pains, took my Adderall, and slowly got up. I forgot all about my stomach ache. It was my birthday! I was happy.
Hours later I realized I didn't have the ring in and went to search my bedsheets, where it usually turns up in the morning. It was nowhere to be found! A sneaking suspicion began to creep in around the edges of my brain.
I tore the sheets away from the bed. No ring.
I had swallowed it!
The people in the Piercing group were very nice.
Later that night I went down to Infinite in Philly and treated myself to a birthday nose ring.
(You might recognize my yard from Squeak's Lawn Gnome set (if you were checking out the scenery, which I sincerely doubt)).
Here is my funny birthday story:
I popped the captive bead out of my septum ring long ago for some family event, and could never get it back in, que sera. Early Monday morning I half-woke and noticed the ring was slipping out, so, in a fit of sleep-logic, I took it out and put it in my mouth. You know, to keep it 'safe'. I went back to sleep.
Everyone does weird stuff in their sleep.
A few hours later I started to wake up. Mysteriously, my stomach hurt, but I chalked it up to period pains, took my Adderall, and slowly got up. I forgot all about my stomach ache. It was my birthday! I was happy.
Hours later I realized I didn't have the ring in and went to search my bedsheets, where it usually turns up in the morning. It was nowhere to be found! A sneaking suspicion began to creep in around the edges of my brain.
I tore the sheets away from the bed. No ring.
I had swallowed it!
The people in the Piercing group were very nice.
Later that night I went down to Infinite in Philly and treated myself to a birthday nose ring.
(You might recognize my yard from Squeak's Lawn Gnome set (if you were checking out the scenery, which I sincerely doubt)).
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