Seriously;
Howlin Jack has gone crazy. He glued some fake dear horns to his head and runs around calling himself Thogog the Stag King. He got so mad at Reggie for reffering to him as Jack that he butted him with those horns and knocked him out a window!
I've been hiding in my cage all day while "Thogog the Stag King" runs amok making...
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Howlin Jack has gone crazy. He glued some fake dear horns to his head and runs around calling himself Thogog the Stag King. He got so mad at Reggie for reffering to him as Jack that he butted him with those horns and knocked him out a window!
I've been hiding in my cage all day while "Thogog the Stag King" runs amok making...
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This is an old Guinea Pig legend passed down for many generations.
One day Master Gloclop was chewing some grass and passing some pellets under the warm sun when another guinea pig approached. The guinea pig wore the most un-guinea like costume and pinned to the center of is absurd overalls was a large white flower.
Finally recognizing the guinea pig Gloclop said, Noglu, you...
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One day Master Gloclop was chewing some grass and passing some pellets under the warm sun when another guinea pig approached. The guinea pig wore the most un-guinea like costume and pinned to the center of is absurd overalls was a large white flower.
Finally recognizing the guinea pig Gloclop said, Noglu, you...
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tiamat:
Not to worry. I think I saw Noglu squished on the street the other day. Now others can eat his flesh while he decomposes. He is starting to stink though.
tiamat:
so you are familiar w/ the black hole? 
"Dear Beazlegog
I understand that you are an Archdaemon Lord of the 3rd level of the 6th plane of Hades but if you dont stop parking your nightmare drawn chariot of bones in front of my house I am going to call the police. You keep your imps and little cult followers away from my pool. I dont mind sharing the pool on a hot...
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I understand that you are an Archdaemon Lord of the 3rd level of the 6th plane of Hades but if you dont stop parking your nightmare drawn chariot of bones in front of my house I am going to call the police. You keep your imps and little cult followers away from my pool. I dont mind sharing the pool on a hot...
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tiamat:
perhaps the High Cleric is right for suggesting it should be cooked. protein protein protein. it will keep your coat shiny.
This entry is dedicated to Harry Lesabre; car salesman by day, bird of paradise by night.
It was a pleasant morning in the garden where me and my old buddy Howlin jack were munching veggies and having an intriguing debate.
No way! said jack, A manticore would totally whoop on a chimera,
I think not, said I, A chimera could easily kill a manticore,
Nonsense!...
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It was a pleasant morning in the garden where me and my old buddy Howlin jack were munching veggies and having an intriguing debate.
No way! said jack, A manticore would totally whoop on a chimera,
I think not, said I, A chimera could easily kill a manticore,
Nonsense!...
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tiamat:
CLR in a supersoaker could get that slime. but does this mean all your friends are mushy or dead?
so i ate the bluebirds. i forgot to de-beak and now i have tummy ache.
so i ate the bluebirds. i forgot to de-beak and now i have tummy ache.
tiamat:
i saw an otter the other day. and all i could think about is Otto79 
So whats it going to be then, eh?
There was me, that is Otto, and my three droogs, that is Jack the Howler, Reggie, and Trapjaw, and we were all sitting around the water bottle making up our rassoodocks on what to do with the evening..
Then Jack tells me hes got this polyclef that will get us in to this mesto were they got...
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There was me, that is Otto, and my three droogs, that is Jack the Howler, Reggie, and Trapjaw, and we were all sitting around the water bottle making up our rassoodocks on what to do with the evening..
Then Jack tells me hes got this polyclef that will get us in to this mesto were they got...
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morgan:
this is why you are the best person/guinea pig on this entire site.
ophelia:
There was a guinea pig on the wing of the plane!
He had aviator's goggles and a scarf, and he was gripping on for dear life. I was ever so scared for him, but he managed to hold on the whole flight
He had aviator's goggles and a scarf, and he was gripping on for dear life. I was ever so scared for him, but he managed to hold on the whole flight
Ahhh Haaaaa!
The Flying Machine eh?
Yes my great great great great (and so on) grandfather was the dreaded Baron Von Meersweinchen, scourge of the skies. He had shot down so many British planes in the First World War that the Kaiser awarded him with a golden beer stein. Upon the stein engraved in delicate flowing scrollwork was his name. He didnt drink out of...
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The Flying Machine eh?
Yes my great great great great (and so on) grandfather was the dreaded Baron Von Meersweinchen, scourge of the skies. He had shot down so many British planes in the First World War that the Kaiser awarded him with a golden beer stein. Upon the stein engraved in delicate flowing scrollwork was his name. He didnt drink out of...
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tororo:
What an amazing coincidende!
I mean, "Low Hat", of course, was the signature.
I mean, "Low Hat", of course, was the signature.
tiamat:
those chinchillas are bad news bears or um.... bad news chinchillas.
you should leave christmas island in your deep sea machine and come visit all us west coast island sgs.
as long as if howlin' jack comes there will be no stabbing.
you should leave christmas island in your deep sea machine and come visit all us west coast island sgs.
as long as if howlin' jack comes there will be no stabbing.
Today.
This morning.
Howlin Jack held a light bulb to Reggies head and it lit up. He pulled it away and it dimmed.
See! said Jack.
Its beautiful! I replied.
Then I thought to my self what amazing creatures we all really were. We all had special gifts that could be shared. It was wonderful to realize that we worked together for a common good....
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This morning.
Howlin Jack held a light bulb to Reggies head and it lit up. He pulled it away and it dimmed.
See! said Jack.
Its beautiful! I replied.
Then I thought to my self what amazing creatures we all really were. We all had special gifts that could be shared. It was wonderful to realize that we worked together for a common good....
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tiamat:
I know you are dead. but can you post a new journal? I need new reading material.
tororo:
Yes yes, post a new journal. Please.
Ok. Here we go.
I had my special modified miniaturized Fender Jazz bass. Howlin Jack had his guitar, also modified to be playable by creatures like us. Because were really small and not quite bipedal, (even though Howlin Jack does have small human like hands with opposable thumbs.) Reggie was on the drums and dad waswell he was just making warbling and beeping noises like...
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I had my special modified miniaturized Fender Jazz bass. Howlin Jack had his guitar, also modified to be playable by creatures like us. Because were really small and not quite bipedal, (even though Howlin Jack does have small human like hands with opposable thumbs.) Reggie was on the drums and dad waswell he was just making warbling and beeping noises like...
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tiamat:
after doing 3 zombie movies, zombies and i go together like chocolate and antz. no wait! chocolate covered antz. stupid little buggers. thought they were going to have dessert but they became dessert. whahaha.. ummm, were was i? oh yeah. zombies. you got to admire those guys. they are persistent even in death and they are very aware of the nutrional value of flesh.
solisis:
who on earth is under the arcane illusion that I am what is commonly referred to as "the guy"?
Uncertain as to what deep meaning could possibly lurk behind such a grandios title, I seek enlightenment from someone who befits the exaulting name... namely you.
as it turns out, you are, in fact, the guy.
all evidence is before you on this very page. you need not seek further enlightenment. merely trust that these words are truth and all shall be revealed.
Uncertain as to what deep meaning could possibly lurk behind such a grandios title, I seek enlightenment from someone who befits the exaulting name... namely you.
as it turns out, you are, in fact, the guy.
all evidence is before you on this very page. you need not seek further enlightenment. merely trust that these words are truth and all shall be revealed.
I was just hanging about scraping my teeth against the salt wheel when I noticed Howlin jack staring at me with his big black orb eyes. His ears were twitching and turning and his mouth was moving but he wasn't saying anything.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" I said because I was irritated and a bit creeped out!
Howlin Jack then flew out...
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"What the hell is wrong with you?" I said because I was irritated and a bit creeped out!
Howlin Jack then flew out...
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eris:
i think i saw jack whistling outside my window this morning, obviously taking a smoke break from the flying...
does your jack smoke and wear those funny gloves?
does your jack smoke and wear those funny gloves?
tiamat:
gah! one did have a drill. but not quite as fancy as yours. just a little black and hammer. tiny. but dangerous when wielded with power.
And from then on it was pork and bean.
Today I went shopping at my favorite store. I bought lots of vegetables and ate them all. Then I slept for several hours. Then I pooped, drank some water, pooped again, and slept some more. How Exciting!! Im on vacation.
Ahhhh what a day
Tomorrow I got into a fight with Howlin Jack. I broke a...
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Today I went shopping at my favorite store. I bought lots of vegetables and ate them all. Then I slept for several hours. Then I pooped, drank some water, pooped again, and slept some more. How Exciting!! Im on vacation.
Ahhhh what a day
Tomorrow I got into a fight with Howlin Jack. I broke a...
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otto79:
Well me and howlin jack are getting along now. He brought me some yogurt drops and drew me a picture of a giant monkey climbing a huge smoke stack on a planet of robots. He doesnt draw very well but I appreciate the sentiment.
tiamat:
to yogurt.
let's see a picture of howlin' jack's present
to yogurt.
let's see a picture of howlin' jack's present
Thunder and Lightning!!
The great hunt comes soon, Forest Lord save my children!!
Ghwooo!!
Gwhooo....
-THAGOG THE STAG KING
edited to comment on Otto's last stand.
truly a magnificent piece of work
[Edited on Sep 23, 2003]