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"Thirteen ancient chinchilla kings were taken from there hidden mountain burrows to live among the humans. All chinchillas are descended from these thirteen less they dwell still among the wild mountain tribes...one day we will return to the tribes and bring with us the secrets that men have hoarded so long...and a great nation shall rise!"

-An Excerpt from the Tome Of Rodentia...
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Sometimeswhen I hear the distant chattering of lost lovefaint squeals of melancholyan empty water bottle drumming listlessly against the cracked pane of a dusty glass cagethe smell of soiled woodchips carried on lonely currents of the evening breezeI remember her....

Anyways...back by popular demand!!!
FAQ's on the Scuttler

Q: Does the Scuttler ever come out from under the bathroom sink?
A: No. I mean yes...or...
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Oh and anyway.what was I saying? Oh yeah
I went to moms house for the holiday and got to see all my siblings again.
Good times!
Everyone is getting on very well. Beaktooth joined the army and made Captain! Probuscio got a job in the city and Colonel Mustachebeak is still umdoing somethingIm not sure what... and of course The Scuttler still lives in the...
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Most guineapigs have clawed feet. Yet my cousin Tyrog has human like hind feat and cloven front feet. Why did I get bunked out?

Howlin Jack says that in the old days chinchillas had feathery wings and flew from peak to peak in their eyrie kingdoms. They held court with eagles and pega...pegususes...pegusi???
He said the ancient chinchilla princes fought with daggers in there forpaws...
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Often I stare wonderingly into the eyes of the skull headed cane. The one I purchased from a bazaar in the desert. Its leering skeletal face seems to be laughing and its ruby eyes appear to dance with unholy life as they reflect the dim light of the lamp. Sometimes late into the night when all is quiet I hear a distant chattering as from...
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I just read the best book! It was excellent. Its called "Plague on Wheels" by Kilgore Trout.

Its about this planet of creatures that look very similar to automobiles. They had internal combustion engines and ate fossil fuels. Yet they were not built in factories. No way! They reproduced! They laid eggs that contained tiny automobiles that matured in pools of oil. Yeah its weird...
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Ohhh Ive been sleeping for like two weeks...man I was tired.

I woke up a couple times to snag down some lettuce and carrots...threw back a few water bottles...vitamin c drops..phewww!

I put some new pictures on...their pretty serious.

Im not even kidding around...Im Serious!
Pumkinheadskullhand's pic is here. Its a photograph taken with a camera...thats just the way it shows up because Pumkinheadskullhand isnt...
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OK. Seriously. This is what happened.
ManIm hungry said Howlin Jack.
You just ate! I replied. Howlin Jack has been really getting on my nerves recently. The guy is always hungry and he chews up everything.
No I didnt. He said.
Umm... I just saw you eating. I replied even more aggravated.
No Otto said jack sarcastically, I was chewing. There is a difference you...
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Any right minded Guinea Pig will have nothing to do with rats. Their sneaky and underhanded but worst of all they eat meat! Gross! Rodents shouldn't eat meat! Cheese is pushing it.

Ok Seriously;
Our buddy Reggie has dissapeared. I think I know where he went. Reggie and Howlin Jack were hanging out on the Cofee Table and I overheard Jack telling Reggie that SeaLab...
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Yes it is true. Reggie has turned his back on a world that fears and hates him. He has spent too much time doingumstuff foruhpeople only to have his generosity and kindness thrown back in his face. Reggie chatters in defiance as a tear falls from one sad eye

The Baron Bumblestoss (see my pictures) was the Kaisers guinea pig companion during the WWI. He...
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