I am reposting this in honor of Hunter S. Thompson who weird rantings have inspired and amused me on numerous occasion. Fear and Loathing....Fear and Loathing....
We were about halfway out of the garden when the vitamin C drops started to kick in...I remember jack saying something like "Oh shit man...whats that thing doing!!!!"
I didnt see anything.. and then there was a terrible roar around us and the air was filled with water bottles spinning and spraying droplets all over and then I yelled...
"No man were gonna get all wet in this we gotta find a cave!"
"No caves... theres no caves in the neighbors garden!" Jack yelled at me his eyes bulging, "were gonna die!"
"We gotta hide under a tree or a porch or something. Get your self together dammit" I said.
We hid under a picnic table and took inventory...
We had two bags of spring mix, seventy five pellets of fiesta mix, five tabs of high power vitamin c drops, a salt shaker half full of high quality chinchilla dust bath and a whole galaxy of multicolored yogurt drops, squealers, chatterers, carrot slims....also a ounce of timothy hay, a salt spool, mineral spool, a bag of alfalfa and two dozen rabbit pellets.but the only thing that had me worried was the yogurt drops there is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a rodent all blown out after chewing a few of those yogurt drops. Just look at Howlin Jack that guy was a nightmare. He was jumping and snapping at his own tail, his eyes were spinning and rolling in his head and his ears were twitching spasmodically. He tried to open the dust bath but a gust of wind blew the powder all over his face he then looked at me with such an offended and hurt expression with bits of dust bath in his whiskers and said, Ottolook what god did to us man
It was going to be a long night
We were about halfway out of the garden when the vitamin C drops started to kick in...I remember jack saying something like "Oh shit man...whats that thing doing!!!!"
I didnt see anything.. and then there was a terrible roar around us and the air was filled with water bottles spinning and spraying droplets all over and then I yelled...
"No man were gonna get all wet in this we gotta find a cave!"
"No caves... theres no caves in the neighbors garden!" Jack yelled at me his eyes bulging, "were gonna die!"
"We gotta hide under a tree or a porch or something. Get your self together dammit" I said.
We hid under a picnic table and took inventory...
We had two bags of spring mix, seventy five pellets of fiesta mix, five tabs of high power vitamin c drops, a salt shaker half full of high quality chinchilla dust bath and a whole galaxy of multicolored yogurt drops, squealers, chatterers, carrot slims....also a ounce of timothy hay, a salt spool, mineral spool, a bag of alfalfa and two dozen rabbit pellets.but the only thing that had me worried was the yogurt drops there is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a rodent all blown out after chewing a few of those yogurt drops. Just look at Howlin Jack that guy was a nightmare. He was jumping and snapping at his own tail, his eyes were spinning and rolling in his head and his ears were twitching spasmodically. He tried to open the dust bath but a gust of wind blew the powder all over his face he then looked at me with such an offended and hurt expression with bits of dust bath in his whiskers and said, Ottolook what god did to us man
It was going to be a long night
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morgan:
tiamat:
where did ya go?