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Somewhere deep in the earth!

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Friday Oct 10, 2003

Oct 10, 2003
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Any right minded Guinea Pig will have nothing to do with rats. Their sneaky and underhanded but worst of all they eat meat! Gross! Rodents shouldn't eat meat! Cheese is pushing it.

Ok Seriously;
Our buddy Reggie has dissapeared. I think I know where he went. Reggie and Howlin Jack were hanging out on the Cofee Table and I overheard Jack telling Reggie that SeaLab 2021(Reggie's favorite show) was fllmed on location under Lake Erie near the Fermi Nuclear plant. Reggie's eyes lit up at the prospect of actually meeting his hero Captain Murphy. Then he wouldnt listen to me when I tried to explain to him that Sealabs a cartoon and Capt. Murphy isnt real. He said I was jealous because he was going to "hook up" with Debbie and then he bit me and jumped out the window. So Reggies probably on his way to Fermi and Jack just thinks it soo funny.

Oh and I did some research and came to the conclusion that not only does the Gaurdian Robot belch fire... It belches Nuclear Radioactive Fire!!!!!!
robot puke robot puke surreal
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ophelia:
I have to sleep with one eye open.
Them cats are always trying to kill me in my sleep. They're plotting, I swear! night and day they plot, plot, plot, and one day they're going to set up an evil trap that will be my demise.
The cat who posted just above me is a nice one, though, she'd never plot.
Oct 20, 2003
morgan:
I'm amused that the breakup between the cinderblock and the sign caused me to use the word "personage"

in which morgan says "personage"
Oct 20, 2003

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