This is an old Guinea Pig legend passed down for many generations.
One day Master Gloclop was chewing some grass and passing some pellets under the warm sun when another guinea pig approached. The guinea pig wore the most un-guinea like costume and pinned to the center of is absurd overalls was a large white flower.
Finally recognizing the guinea pig Gloclop said, Noglu, you look ridiculous. You dress like men. Be gone from my sight.
Then Noglu replied, You do not understand Master Gloclop. Pinned to my Lederhosen is a badge of bravery and honor. It is the Edelweiss flower. I climbed high into the treacherous crags of the alpines to claim this rare blossom. I wandered far away from our borrows into great danger! I passed through fire and darkness! I ate bratwurst!
I know nothing of Bratwurst. What is this bratwurst? spat Gloclop in disgust.
It is meat!
Gloclop recoiled in horror at Noglus admission. Meat! he spat, That is forbidden!
Forbidden yes, but it was required that I tasted that horrid cooked flesh in order to pass one of the many trials presented to me in order to claimThe Edelweiss!!
All thatsuch a sacrificefor this flower? Gloclop nudged the Edelweiss with his snout. It smells good eh,
Then with a quickness belying his ancient appearance Master Gloclop snatched the edelweiss away and ate it.
Quite good, indeed, not worth all that trouble Id say but it did cure my sour belly.
Noglu squealed in dismay and began to chatter his teeth in anger. Gloclops chattering was greater and shook the very earth!
Away with you, snarled old Master Gloclop, Climber of crags, eater of flesh, you are no Guinea pig! You wear the coverings of men and speak as they speak. You look ridiculous. Be gone!!!
Noglu fled from the burrow and was cursed. He grew a long fleshy tail his body became thin and snakelike. His snout grew long and pointed and his teeth became sharp and many. He not only desired flesh but preferred it over all other foods. His eyes shrunk and became beady and black filled with cunning and malice. Thus was the rat born and all his offspring became as he, a plague upon the earth.
Some say its legend I say its fact but only the gaurdian robot knows the truth
One day Master Gloclop was chewing some grass and passing some pellets under the warm sun when another guinea pig approached. The guinea pig wore the most un-guinea like costume and pinned to the center of is absurd overalls was a large white flower.
Finally recognizing the guinea pig Gloclop said, Noglu, you look ridiculous. You dress like men. Be gone from my sight.
Then Noglu replied, You do not understand Master Gloclop. Pinned to my Lederhosen is a badge of bravery and honor. It is the Edelweiss flower. I climbed high into the treacherous crags of the alpines to claim this rare blossom. I wandered far away from our borrows into great danger! I passed through fire and darkness! I ate bratwurst!
I know nothing of Bratwurst. What is this bratwurst? spat Gloclop in disgust.
It is meat!
Gloclop recoiled in horror at Noglus admission. Meat! he spat, That is forbidden!
Forbidden yes, but it was required that I tasted that horrid cooked flesh in order to pass one of the many trials presented to me in order to claimThe Edelweiss!!
All thatsuch a sacrificefor this flower? Gloclop nudged the Edelweiss with his snout. It smells good eh,
Then with a quickness belying his ancient appearance Master Gloclop snatched the edelweiss away and ate it.
Quite good, indeed, not worth all that trouble Id say but it did cure my sour belly.
Noglu squealed in dismay and began to chatter his teeth in anger. Gloclops chattering was greater and shook the very earth!
Away with you, snarled old Master Gloclop, Climber of crags, eater of flesh, you are no Guinea pig! You wear the coverings of men and speak as they speak. You look ridiculous. Be gone!!!
Noglu fled from the burrow and was cursed. He grew a long fleshy tail his body became thin and snakelike. His snout grew long and pointed and his teeth became sharp and many. He not only desired flesh but preferred it over all other foods. His eyes shrunk and became beady and black filled with cunning and malice. Thus was the rat born and all his offspring became as he, a plague upon the earth.
Some say its legend I say its fact but only the gaurdian robot knows the truth
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tiamat:
Not to worry. I think I saw Noglu squished on the street the other day. Now others can eat his flesh while he decomposes. He is starting to stink though.
tiamat:
so you are familiar w/ the black hole? 