So whats it going to be then, eh?
There was me, that is Otto, and my three droogs, that is Jack the Howler, Reggie, and Trapjaw, and we were all sitting around the water bottle making up our rassoodocks on what to do with the evening..
Then Jack tells me hes got this polyclef that will get us in to this mesto were they got all the different vareties of fresh veggies one could want, Carrots, lettuce, celery, and cukes without a koshka to be seen.
So then we crast this malenky auto and yeckate our way out to this garden where dobby ole jack uses his klootch and then were in eating everything in sight. What a horrorshow time we had eating all those veggies and tearing up that veschch. Soon we were all layin about with our bellies bulging out except for Trapjaw who well take down to the gas station later so he can guzzle some oil or what not.
Next thing theres this ded who comes shambling out of this ramshackle place we though was empty you see. He starts creeching and swatting at us with a broom handle. Then the ded gets a good look at Trapjaw and runs off creeching for the millicents.
We got out of that veschch real skorry like and made our way back to my domy.
There I played some Ludwig von and slept for three days.
I woke up in Staja to find those bratchnys turned me in, except for dobby ole Trapjaw who was dismantled by the millicents, who left his head there in my cell. That bloke couldnt do a thing now except snap his jaw shut real loud like and warble and beep.
Then he says to me real sorrowful like, Sorry son. I tried to stop them.
And thats how I found out who my real father was
There was me, that is Otto, and my three droogs, that is Jack the Howler, Reggie, and Trapjaw, and we were all sitting around the water bottle making up our rassoodocks on what to do with the evening..
Then Jack tells me hes got this polyclef that will get us in to this mesto were they got all the different vareties of fresh veggies one could want, Carrots, lettuce, celery, and cukes without a koshka to be seen.
So then we crast this malenky auto and yeckate our way out to this garden where dobby ole jack uses his klootch and then were in eating everything in sight. What a horrorshow time we had eating all those veggies and tearing up that veschch. Soon we were all layin about with our bellies bulging out except for Trapjaw who well take down to the gas station later so he can guzzle some oil or what not.
Next thing theres this ded who comes shambling out of this ramshackle place we though was empty you see. He starts creeching and swatting at us with a broom handle. Then the ded gets a good look at Trapjaw and runs off creeching for the millicents.
We got out of that veschch real skorry like and made our way back to my domy.
There I played some Ludwig von and slept for three days.
I woke up in Staja to find those bratchnys turned me in, except for dobby ole Trapjaw who was dismantled by the millicents, who left his head there in my cell. That bloke couldnt do a thing now except snap his jaw shut real loud like and warble and beep.
Then he says to me real sorrowful like, Sorry son. I tried to stop them.
And thats how I found out who my real father was
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He had aviator's goggles and a scarf, and he was gripping on for dear life. I was ever so scared for him, but he managed to hold on the whole flight