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Somewhere deep in the earth!

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Monday Jun 16, 2003

Jun 16, 2003
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Today.
This morning.
Howlin Jack held a light bulb to Reggies head and it lit up. He pulled it away and it dimmed.
See! said Jack.
Its beautiful! I replied.
Then I thought to my self what amazing creatures we all really were. We all had special gifts that could be shared. It was wonderful to realize that we worked together for a common good. What a life to share! Thoughts and Ideas traveling at the speed of light! And now light bulbs are being touched against guinea pig heads and there lighting up!!

You know what the best part of it all is? said Jack.
What! Tell me! I howled.
That bulb burned out a month ago.
Really! I was excited.
Yeah. I found it in the garbage.
No way! I said and then flipped over on my back and fell asleep. I slept like a baby for days!

And you know
Guinea pigs feel vulnerable when there underbellies are exposed. We try not to show our underbelly lest some evil thing were to bite into the soft furry flesh and devour our entrails. Yet at that moment I feared nothing and trusted everyone.

Then Jack stabbed my belly with a pencil and I died.
Yep Im a ghost.

skull skull skull skull skull skull robot
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
tiamat:
I know you are dead. but can you post a new journal? I need new reading material. wink
Jun 27, 2003
tororo:
Yes yes, post a new journal. Please.
Jun 27, 2003

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