I was just hanging about scraping my teeth against the salt wheel when I noticed Howlin jack staring at me with his big black orb eyes. His ears were twitching and turning and his mouth was moving but he wasn't saying anything.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" I said because I was irritated and a bit creeped out!
Howlin Jack then flew out...
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"What the hell is wrong with you?" I said because I was irritated and a bit creeped out!
Howlin Jack then flew out...
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And from then on it was pork and bean.
Today I went shopping at my favorite store. I bought lots of vegetables and ate them all. Then I slept for several hours. Then I pooped, drank some water, pooped again, and slept some more. How Exciting!! Im on vacation.
Ahhhh what a day
Tomorrow I got into a fight with Howlin Jack. I broke a...
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Today I went shopping at my favorite store. I bought lots of vegetables and ate them all. Then I slept for several hours. Then I pooped, drank some water, pooped again, and slept some more. How Exciting!! Im on vacation.
Ahhhh what a day
Tomorrow I got into a fight with Howlin Jack. I broke a...
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otto79:
Well me and howlin jack are getting along now. He brought me some yogurt drops and drew me a picture of a giant monkey climbing a huge smoke stack on a planet of robots. He doesnt draw very well but I appreciate the sentiment.
tiamat:
to yogurt.
let's see a picture of howlin' jack's present
to yogurt.
let's see a picture of howlin' jack's present
Silence cretins! Give us the destructo beam!
Ohhh thats so friggen hilarious!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats the best episode of Sea Lab I have ever seen.
it is BIZARRO!!!!!
Oh thats great! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Howlin Jack hates that episode but I think he has an attitude problem or something. Howlin jack doesnt like watching TV. Something about mind control beams or some crap. Whatever Howlin Jack, more likeWhining...
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Ohhh thats so friggen hilarious!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats the best episode of Sea Lab I have ever seen.
it is BIZARRO!!!!!
Oh thats great! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Howlin Jack hates that episode but I think he has an attitude problem or something. Howlin jack doesnt like watching TV. Something about mind control beams or some crap. Whatever Howlin Jack, more likeWhining...
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tiamat:
hello my furry little friend.
your antics sent me into tears. me and bettina were laughing our asses off last night while drinking tea. pissed myself . stupid small bladder but i'd guess you'd know since your's prolly the size of a peanut or raisin. you should come over sometime. i got me lots of veggies to chomp on. pssst. leave paranoid Jack at home. i think he would scare the neighbors.
your antics sent me into tears. me and bettina were laughing our asses off last night while drinking tea. pissed myself . stupid small bladder but i'd guess you'd know since your's prolly the size of a peanut or raisin. you should come over sometime. i got me lots of veggies to chomp on. pssst. leave paranoid Jack at home. i think he would scare the neighbors.
I was just hanging out letting the water bottle drip on my head when good ole dad came tapping ay my cage door.
I said "Hey da what'll it be" And in a hideous robotic voice he replied. "TIME TO HARP IT UP MY SON"
"Well Alright!" I hooted in glee, "I love to harp it up with you."
Sure enough, grasped tightly in his...
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I said "Hey da what'll it be" And in a hideous robotic voice he replied. "TIME TO HARP IT UP MY SON"
"Well Alright!" I hooted in glee, "I love to harp it up with you."
Sure enough, grasped tightly in his...
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morgan:
did the people giving you the bath get mad at you for eating the carrots? if so, that might be a bad sign.
tiamat:
oh my lord. i just got your e-mail and i am sorry i doubted you. those pictures proved everything.
please don't be mad at me for my ignorance and attack me with all your rodent friends. you guys have big teeth.
and i must say, i can see where you got your looks from. what a strikingly handsome father you've got there.
please don't be mad at me for my ignorance and attack me with all your rodent friends. you guys have big teeth.
and i must say, i can see where you got your looks from. what a strikingly handsome father you've got there.
Sometimes late at night I swear the Moai heads are talking to each other.
They say things like, "The system is down?" Yeah with the question mark. Like there asking somebody. Who are they asking...ME!?!?
I dont know.
I mean I dont know if the system is down.
What system?
Seriously its really weird.
They say things like, "The system is down?" Yeah with the question mark. Like there asking somebody. Who are they asking...ME!?!?
I dont know.
I mean I dont know if the system is down.
What system?
Seriously its really weird.
tiamat:
crazy crazy 
the system is down. the system is down. the cheat is grounded! we installed that light switch for you so you could turn the lights on or off. not to throw light swtich raves.
the system is down. the system is down. the cheat is grounded! we installed that light switch for you so you could turn the lights on or off. not to throw light swtich raves.
Saw the Matrix Reloaded.
Whoa that was deep. I mean like...What if we are really in the matrix!!? None of this could be real.
WHOAAAAA!
Im trippin out.....
I feel better now!
Whoa that was deep. I mean like...What if we are really in the matrix!!? None of this could be real.
WHOAAAAA!
Im trippin out.....
I feel better now!
I built a nest today...
Out of BONES!
Just kidding it was out of woodchips and sticks and and anything else I could gather. I think I might lay some eggs.
No no. Just teasing.
Guinea Pigs dont lay eggs silly. We exhale spoors that seek out a damp warm place where they grow into mushrooms and then sprout into baby guineas.
Hello bok.
Out of BONES!
Just kidding it was out of woodchips and sticks and and anything else I could gather. I think I might lay some eggs.
No no. Just teasing.
Guinea Pigs dont lay eggs silly. We exhale spoors that seek out a damp warm place where they grow into mushrooms and then sprout into baby guineas.
Hello bok.
felinexepidemic:
...And your picture made me smile.
Having nothing to gnaw on in my cage I absently began to chew on nothing. I ground my teeth and chewed on air with my my snout skyward and my eyes wide. SuddenlyI felt something between my teeth. I clenched and pulled and then a light erupted in my face. I fell back in awe as I realized I had chewed a hole in the...
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germany:
sounds like a rough night... slow down on the fungus intake
Woodchips below my feet.
Pellets is all I eat.
I squeel and squeel and squeel.
But no one will get me a new salt wheel.
Thats the Guinea pig blues baby!
YEAH!!
COME ON!
Hoooha! Allright!
Pellets is all I eat.
I squeel and squeel and squeel.
But no one will get me a new salt wheel.
Thats the Guinea pig blues baby!
YEAH!!
COME ON!
Hoooha! Allright!
Another attack by the cats today. This time they almost knocked my cage over. Even though they tell me thay are going to gnarl my flesh and suck the sweet marrow from my bones, I dont believe them. Silly kittys 
morgan:
I saw a livejournal like this one, documenting the life of a guinea pig.
I have a guinea pig, his name is Frodo.
I have a guinea pig, his name is Frodo.
Today I ran around in my cage so fast that I caused a whirlwind. I flew into the air like a Djinn on a vortex riding across Arabia. It was amazing! Unfortunately finer control is not yet attained and I crashed into a wall and fell into sleep for several hours.
Today I ran around in my cage so fast that I caused a whirlwind. I flew into the air like a Djinn on a vortex riding across Arabia. It was amazing! Unfortunately finer control is not yet attained and I crashed into a wall and fell into sleep for several hours.
does your jack smoke and wear those funny gloves?