Okay, so I normally find the obligatory New Year's greetings dull, but since I like this community so well I decided to write something for this occasion anyway.
I hope all of you have had a wonderful end of 2016, and I wish you all the very best for 2017, that it may be a year filled to the brim with love, happiness and lots of sex with as few or as many partners as you'd like!
As an archaic Dutch New Years greeting goes: "Heil en zege!" which loosely translates to "health and blessings" (though more literally it means "prosperity and victory")