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Wednesday May 05, 2004

May 5, 2004
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a joke michelle just told me:


One afternoon a little girl returned home from school and announced
that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her
mother replied: "Really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it."
The little girl ex! plained, "Well... Okay...the Mommy and Daddy
take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thing sort of stands up,and
then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and
that's how you get babies."
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said,
"Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not
how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry."

enjoy.
nothing new to report except my mother just got into an argument with a telemarketer. see, i'm always nice to those people. they have a shit job and THEY know it.
also, who hates commercials that show your job in a belittleing (sp?) way? and makes it look rather easy, or really lame?
okay also...Lew found this!

...
enjoy! smile love smile kiss

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