well SG Clio did this first but then Calina tagged me like a wild boar...

As taken from the beautiful SG, Clio:

1. Introduce yourself:
Oryon, King of the Wicker People

2. It's Wednesday at noon, where are you usually?
Working. Wednesday is inventory day.

3. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
whatever is on sale at Big Lots

4. What brand of shampoo is in your shower right now?
something orange and adds hella volume

5. Did you ever get into a bar and drink before you were 21?
a week before I was 21, does that count?

6. What countries do you want to visit?
Pants.

7. Do you watch MTV anymore?
so?

8. What do you think about Oprah?
is she still alive?

9. What color are your bedsheets?
Now? light green

10. You need a new pair of jeans... what store do you go first?
kohl's sucka

11. Did you ever watch The O.C.?
nope

12. What kind of car do you drive?
will be driving? a nice little toyata

13. Honestly, is that car insured?
not yet

14. Do you like sushi?
Love sushi.

15. Have you ever been to Tiffany & Co. or Saks 5th Ave?
nah

16. Did your parents spoil you growing up?
yes and no

17. Do you like roller coasters?
eh

18. What magazine(s) do you buy regularly or subscribed to?
Wizard

19. Do you remember the WB show "Popular"?
yep

20. When you go out do you prefer to go to a dance club or to a bar where you can chill with friends?
either or, just get me sloshed

21. What do you think about gay marriage?
arent we all already married to a gay person?

22. Who do you think will be the next president?
Yoda

23. Are you registered to vote?
yep

24. Do you own an iPod?
hahaha hold my drink bitch

25. Is your bathroom filled with beauty stuff?
Nope

26. What kind of cologne/perfume do you wear?
none

27. Do you like Carrie Underwood?
do you?

28. Been to "The Vegas"?
nope

29. How far away do you live from your parents?
4 ft.

30. Are you happy with your job?
just like I'm happy with your mom

31. Where do you work and what do you do there?
Give excellent Guest Service.

32. What did you get in the mail today?
Nothing.

33. How do you like your steak cooked?
medium rare

34. Britney Spears...
ate my fried cheese

35. What do you usually order at Taco Bell?
One of everything.

36. Have you ever sat all the way thru Gone With the Wind?
Yep.

37. Have you ever been to Mt Rushmore?
Nah

38. Is it just me, or was The Marine (w/ John Cena) a really horrible movie?
not as bad as See No Evil with Kane

39. Are surveys like the cocaine of MySpace?
me gusta yeyo

40. Where is your favorite place (that u have actually been to)?
New Orleans

41. What is your favorite candle scent?
Lime and lavender but not combined

42. Do you believe places can really be haunted?
my house is

43. Do you smoke cigarettes?
not really

44. Have you ever been to NYC or LA?
been to LA twice

45. How many states have you been to where all you saw was the airport?
arizona

46. Do you think 50 questions is enough?
I dont give no fuck

47. Are you currently planning a trip?
I need a vacation

48. Is Ryan Seacrest gay?
uh, everybody is gay

49. Do you take anti-depressants? Sleeping pills?
no, just lots of sex and video games

50. Have you ever googled your name and found out somebody famous has the same name?
nope

I could never tag anybody with this, I mean anybody is free to do it, I have just an uninterested series of events and have nothing really to journal aboot.

so my thing is if you havent already taken the quiz, just pick 4 questions and answer them for me

ORFAM: I heavily believe in reincarnation