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Thursday Mar 24, 2005

Mar 24, 2005
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Have you ever heard the same joke over and over again? I know people want to tell jokes but I work for FedEx I have heard this one about two trillion times. Did you here FedEx and UPS are merging? Their new name is going to be FEDUP. That is what I am of this joke. If I have one more middle-aged yuppie bitch tell me this joke as we are stuck in the elevator together I am going to bludgeon them to death with my clipboard. On a similar note I did see a brown t-shirt with a FEDUP logo on it so who ever thought of this joke should be making some kind of dough.


Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
-The Princess Bride
elora1:
*mer* she says as her head continues to spin.
Mar 26, 2005
elora1:
grrrr...
Mar 27, 2005

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