As you may have guessed by the subjective title, I got a brand new (and oh so sexy) laptop. This is my first attempt at posting a blog without the help of my slowly dying mobile device... which has seen the depth of several public toilets and felt the coldness of multiple unforgiving hard surfaces. I like words. I also like beer, sometimes a bit too much, and so I tend to drop shit a lot... but no more. NO MORE I say! This new friend of mine shall live until it goes to computor heaven from natural causes. I'm too hungover to care about this making sense or not, it's happening.

I will now share an unrelated picture... or at least try.