In an effort to remove myself from the mire that is self-pity I will relate two of my rather naughty/embarrassing college experiences.
You have been warned.
*names have been changed to make myself feel better about sharing
So...freshman year...I am visiting my friend, Regina and her roommate Christie (whom I have a crush on). Christie decides she wants us to drink and smoke a substance. So...I did (but I only did it that once
). Regina went somewhere and Christie decided to visit her friend upstairs, Jessica. We get to Jessica's room and Jessica's friend, Heather is making out with her boyfriend on the top bunk (underneath the covers). We all find this funny, start drinking some more, and soon the three of us are making out. Shirts and bras come off and indiscriminate kissing and fondling occurs...(Christie has some of the most beautiful breasts I have ever seen and with waist-lenth black hair and unbelievably pale skin, she was breathtaking). After a time period Regina comes upstairs with our friends Josh and Susan in tow. Someone lets them in and they are shocked when they see us topless and heaped together... 
Momentarily, that is, Ha. Susan and Regina proceed to lose their tops and Josh (who also has a crush on Christie) proceeds to where we are. Earlier that year Josh and I tried dating shortly and it didn't work out so the fact that both him and I are topless making out with the girl we both have a crush on was amusing at the time. It became awkward for us later (he ended up dating Christie and wanted the 3 of us to hang out but they eventually broke up and she became the first and only girl I had sex with, after their breakup) but at the time being with the both of them was very nice. 
I was told, although, I don't remember that I got up on a chair and starting 'sexy dancing' for everyone. Ha. I wish I could remember.
Good times. Despite seeing all of my friends partially or completely nude at some point we've remained cool.
Since I'm sharing I may as well tell my only other memorable embarrassing moment. So...Christie had a 'vixen mixin' party and invited me. For this party you had to dress like a 'vixen.' So I wore a black vest that tied in the front, my best push-up bra, red booty shorts, a thin, black leather choker, and 4 inch-heeled, thigh-high, black boots. I was totally skanked out fully intending on getting some from Christie. I get there and there are several other girls (bi and lez) dressed deliciously, including Christie. Drinks are flowing and everyone is just talking and having a good time. I end up drinking a regular glass of PJ (or whatever its called, heavy alcohol/fruit punch mix) which is much more alcohol than I realize. Then one of my friends decides to make me a special drink. Being the sillyhead that I am, I take that to the head like a pro even though it is also a regular glassfull. As I vomit into the sink I hear, "Oooh, no one's going to kiss her now." If it was possible to groan while vomiting I would've done so. The rest of the night was spent hugging the toilet and that is the first and last time I have actually passed out from being drunk.
The bittersweet moment was the next morning. Christie and I did the 'walk of shame' that morning back to our campus dorms and since this was a Sunday, we had to pass many people on their way to church. I was absolutely mortified but now I can look back and laugh. Good times!
Anyone else willing to share their naughty/embarrassing moments?
You have been warned.
*names have been changed to make myself feel better about sharing
So...freshman year...I am visiting my friend, Regina and her roommate Christie (whom I have a crush on). Christie decides she wants us to drink and smoke a substance. So...I did (but I only did it that once
). Regina went somewhere and Christie decided to visit her friend upstairs, Jessica. We get to Jessica's room and Jessica's friend, Heather is making out with her boyfriend on the top bunk (underneath the covers). We all find this funny, start drinking some more, and soon the three of us are making out. Shirts and bras come off and indiscriminate kissing and fondling occurs...(Christie has some of the most beautiful breasts I have ever seen and with waist-lenth black hair and unbelievably pale skin, she was breathtaking). After a time period Regina comes upstairs with our friends Josh and Susan in tow. Someone lets them in and they are shocked when they see us topless and heaped together... Momentarily, that is, Ha. Susan and Regina proceed to lose their tops and Josh (who also has a crush on Christie) proceeds to where we are. Earlier that year Josh and I tried dating shortly and it didn't work out so the fact that both him and I are topless making out with the girl we both have a crush on was amusing at the time. It became awkward for us later (he ended up dating Christie and wanted the 3 of us to hang out but they eventually broke up and she became the first and only girl I had sex with, after their breakup) but at the time being with the both of them was very nice.
I was told, although, I don't remember that I got up on a chair and starting 'sexy dancing' for everyone. Ha. I wish I could remember.
Good times. Despite seeing all of my friends partially or completely nude at some point we've remained cool.
Since I'm sharing I may as well tell my only other memorable embarrassing moment. So...Christie had a 'vixen mixin' party and invited me. For this party you had to dress like a 'vixen.' So I wore a black vest that tied in the front, my best push-up bra, red booty shorts, a thin, black leather choker, and 4 inch-heeled, thigh-high, black boots. I was totally skanked out fully intending on getting some from Christie.
I get there and there are several other girls (bi and lez) dressed deliciously, including Christie. Drinks are flowing and everyone is just talking and having a good time. I end up drinking a regular glass of PJ (or whatever its called, heavy alcohol/fruit punch mix) which is much more alcohol than I realize. Then one of my friends decides to make me a special drink. Being the sillyhead that I am, I take that to the head like a pro even though it is also a regular glassfull. As I vomit into the sink I hear, "Oooh, no one's going to kiss her now." If it was possible to groan while vomiting I would've done so. The rest of the night was spent hugging the toilet and that is the first and last time I have actually passed out from being drunk.
The bittersweet moment was the next morning. Christie and I did the 'walk of shame' that morning back to our campus dorms and since this was a Sunday, we had to pass many people on their way to church. I was absolutely mortified but now I can look back and laugh. Good times!
Anyone else willing to share their naughty/embarrassing moments?
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eigentlich knnten wir ja auch auf deutsch schreiben oder? ?